He’s fine according to friend of MLJ, Darren Rovell.
I like to imagine that Tiger was just running to the store in dire need of some Muscle Milk, honey nut Chex Mix and sugar free Red Bull after smoking weed all night and playing video games for six straight hours. I mean, that’s almost as ridiculous as imagining that I could win fourteen majors, right?
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Tiger Woods > You
This was the biggest jump from tragedy to all clear in the history of drunken celebrity car accidents. I only heard he might be hurt 10 seconds ago.
so are we gonna have a Fridays with Richard Jeni today or not?
if this was sergio, he would’ve choked on the seat belt and died.
/be here all week
//veal
You’re welcome, Spencer.
Sincerely,
Clifton Phifer Lee