I decided to leave my daughter out of it this week. She already ruined it for enough of you and I like her so I don’t want her dead. I decided if this ship is sinking, it be sinking with me on it. There are only two things I am certain of for tomorrow. One, I will not suffer from a Gastritis attack after stuffing myself since I had my Gall Bladder removed two years ago. Two, my ass will be in front of my TV for the Giants game at 8:20 U.S Standard time. I actually had a ticket to this game. My sister in law bought two and invited me. The only problem is she and the game are in Denver and I wasn’t flying out tonight to go for two days and then come home. Not for a cool grand to fly three of us. So to my sister in law, enjoy the game.
So I am going to make this quick. I will post the rest of Week 12 on Friday since 8 of you will need something to laugh at that day. So without further ado, here are the picks you stick a two-sided dildo in your ass to:
Green Bay (-10) over Detroit: The Packers have lost Kampman and Al Harris for the season which is good for my Giants and their playoff chances. If Matthew Stafford was playing this game I might have gone for the upset (or backdoor cover) but it is Culpepper and the Lions stink so look for a boring first game.
Packers 28 Lions 14
/Go Lions!
DALLAS (-13.5) over Oakland: There is talk of Jason Whitten, i.e. Tony Romo’s only target, not playing. I don’t buy it. The Raiders molest special needs students. Enough said.
Cowfags 31 Raiders 10
/Go Raiders!
Giants (-6.5) over DENVER: Kyle Orton should play but renowned headhunter, Brian Dawkins, may not. The Giants need wins. They are better than Denver. Denver rolled over and died against San Diego, who they should have been pumped to play. I think the party is over in Denver. It better be for the Giants sake. The Weather does play into the Giants (Eli’s) favor. 45 degrees and no wind.
Giants 28 Broncos 17
I hope you all have a very Happy and Healthy Thanksgiving. Please remember there are people out there that are having difficulty feeding themselves and their families this holiday. For some, it is an unfortunate way of life. For others, this is a new reality. If you can, give to local food banks, soup kitchens and shelters. If not, please think of them in your Thanksgiving prayers.
This is Little RamonaWarHelmet’s jam:
Happy Thanksgiving. Go Giants!!!!
Is it wrong that there’s no way I can picture you flying to Denver to watch a football game at the invitation of your sister-in-law without wondering if there’d be sex involved? I can’t be the only person whose brain works like that, right?
She also meant for my Wife (her sister) and my daughter (her Goddaughter) to go as well. I think she bought the ticket to force the issue.
/or the sex thing
My previous comment seems a lot more hollow now after reading to the end of your post.
/shuts down Internet browser, wanders the halls of my building looking for something constructive to do.
Happy doesn’t respect wood or poor people.
Having said that, I’d be happy to provide a poor person with some money if they do me a favor.
I’d be happy to go to the market and pick up a liver for your wife.