Good morning, everyone. Welcome to our little piece of interweb real estate. It’s been a great week here at the three letter. Today I have a big day planned. It kicks off at 3:30 when I’ll be watching tOSU print their Rose Bowl ticket. Then I’ll head to the Q to watch the Cavs play the Jazz. Finally, post-game I’m headed somewhere to watch the Manny-Cotto fight. If anyone from Cleveland reads this and knows a bar that will be showing the fight, leave it in the comments.

Let’s see what happened last night.

Minor League Fagball:

Cincinnati 24, West Virginia 21 — The Bearcats remain undefeated, narrowly escaping the grasps of the 7-2 Mountainqueers. I’m sure WV played the game of their lives, and this is no way an indictment on Cincinnati for not being able to put away an inferior opponent on their own field. /frauds

NBA:

Nuggets 105, Lakers 79 — The Lakers were outscored 29-8 (!) in the third quarter, essentially putting a nail in the coffin that was this game. Andrew Bynum was the only Laker who played particularly well, and that wasn’t enough. /Kobe is a fraud

Hawks 97, Celtics 86 — Atlanta won this game on the glass, outrebounding Boston 47 to 29. This helped overcome a pretty pedestrian shooting night (45%) for the Hawks. Kevin Garnett beat his chest four times in the loss.

Kings 109, Rockets 100 – Break up the Kings? Quick story: I’m in a $100 per man NBA win totals pool this year with 9 other people. Each person predicted the win totals of every team, and the winner takes it all. I pencilled in the Kings for 18 wins, due to their awful roster. After Kevin Martin went down for 6 weeks, I thought I was maw-ney. Conclusion: Fuck the Kings, who just won their 5th game (out of 9).

Blazers 86, Hornets 78 — The Hornets fall to 3-7 after another tough loss. This is one of the worst teams in the league. If it weren’t for CP3, New Orleans would be a 14 win team. Greg Oden had 12 boards in the win, and Lamarcus Aldridge had 20-13.

NCAA Hoops:

Yeah, right. Fuck these fagd00ds.

That’s it for me. Enjoy your Saturday, y’all.

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