Steelers 28, Broncos 10: What the hell happened? I went to sleep in the 3rd quarter after Big Ben had thrown a pick in the red zone and the score was 14-10, and I wake up to find that he threw 3 TDs for the night. I can only assume it followed standard Pittsburgh status quo and the dominant Steelers defense and special teams gave the Steelers offense a short field, in which they would use their dominant running game to get close to the end zone. Then Big Ben would play action or pump fake his way to a flukey touchdown, including one that seems to have come in garbage time. Did I get that right? Or are the Broncos just the frauds that we thought they were?
Suns 119, Sixers 115: Even though the Sixers have sweet uniforms, they have a dogshit team. Phoenix is the exact inverse (fug city threads, good team) and they showed as such last night as Steve Nash had 21 points and 20 assists. He’s pretty good.
Hornets 112, Clippers 84: I feel so sorry for Chris Paul. He only got his third victory of the year, the Knicks have beaten them and you know he wants out of there so bad but he’s too nice to say anything. It’ll be so great when he’s traded to the Mavericks.
Warriors 146, TWolves 105: 146? What the fuck – is Paul Westhead coaching the Warriors now? Have they been running the ball like that all year?
Spurs 131, Raptors 124: San Antonio beat one of the better teams in the East without Tim Duncan and Tony Parker. That’s all you need to know, really.
If Toronto is one of the better teams in the East, consider me Miles Davis.
The suns are the pwnzors and their orange unis are the fucking tits.
Oh Hi, Miles
I can’t wait until basketball season is over.
/Knicks fan
After the game Ben drove to Blackhawk Casinos and continued his raping spree
Correct on both accounts sir.