Nothing To Click Here is the collective effort of the entire MLJ staff. These are just some of the things we come across in our daily reading. The links contained within are either extremely well-written, thought-provoking, funny, weird or simply awesome. If you have any suggestions please send them here.
The 27 Best Winter Cocktails to Get You Through the Holidays (Esquire)
If you wanted to know what your favorite fictional characters would look like if they had beards, um, here you go. (Albotas)
Great video: Matt Stafford is now a man. (Detroit 4 Lyfe)
Jason Grilli announces his free agent signing via Twitter. (My Sports Rumors)
Youngstown State football Coach resigns. (Paneech)
A father spoke only Klingon to his son for 3 years. Who wants to bet he’s not Jewish? (City Pages)
The MLJ Video of the Day reminds us that we’ve gone pretty easy on Baltimore on account of the Wire being so awesome and it’s about time we told them to fuck off every now and again.
After the jump, 130% of Americans want every Republican to win the 2012 election.
brock samson with a beard would turn hef gay if he wasnt already.
Fuck you, Baltimore!
Best recent TV characters:
1. Leon
2. Charlie Day
3. Marty Funkhauser
4. Sue Collini (Kathleen Turner)
5a. Senor Chang
5b. Rick Springfield
Needs more Jaeger.
/fixed’d
Did you not see it was an Esquire link? Everything is over-priced.
time to drink like an adult, bryan.
/adjusts monocle
No Jay Pritchett? Failzers.
Worst recent TV character:
1. Mocha Joe
stick around for more baltimore hate around three PM lebron/tiger time.
/winks
//hint: there’s flacco involved
Only thing funny about Mocha Joe was hearing Larry say it.
/he belongs on the trash heap that was the Seinfeld finale.
Watch Californication: The Rex Kramer Story for Collini and Springfield (always referred to as “Rick Springfield” no matter what) and then tell me where to squeeze him in, Clown.
/twhs
Take out Señor Chang.
Ed O’Neill was born to play Jay Pritchett. Him being married to Sophia puts him over the top.
Care to give a suggestion fot a better end of the night finisher?