Nothing To Click Here is the collective effort of the entire MLJ staff. These are just some of the things we come across in our daily reading. The links contained within are either extremely well-written, thought-provoking, funny, weird or simply awesome. If you have any suggestions please send them here.
The Pledge of Allegiance is Un-American. (Salon)
Video: The best of Bo Jackson. (NESW Sports)
More awkward: Zack Greinke or Zack Galifinakis? (Global Sports Fraternity)
Lessons in blogging anonymity. (HHR)
Brook Lopez: one bright spot. (Josh Q. Public)
Wanted: For Killing Your Fantasy Football Team. (Zoner Sports)
Questionable Poses: Dywywnae Wade gets his soul glo on. (No Guts No Glory)
Mark Mangino gets physical with his players. (Guyism)
Baseball King Balls: Are they “Baseball King Balls” or “Baseball King Balls“? Let the Hef jokes begin…*. (Gizmodo)
The MLJ Video of the Day proves once and for all that if a parody of your song is that much funnier than the original then Nickelback is the worst band ever.
After the jump, normally our flow charts are intended to make you laugh but this one is the most useful tool this site has ever provided. You’re welcome.

*…now.

I didn’t know Luda had such a Nebraska following.
How can you say you can’t eat In-N-Out Burger except for after 10pm PST?
/ac21182118′d
All Southerners are functioning retards.
The In n Out by me is open till 2am I think.
317 – Home of 2010 NCAA Championship winners.
That video is still making me laugh.
I know a guy who lives near the In-n-Out Burger. On Radford.
that flowchart needs work. who the hell goes to wendy’s without the idea of getting a frosty?
I think the point is that the best desserts are at DQ and Sonic.
Cold Stone is better.
I think you missed the point of the fast food flowchart especially the part that says “do you also want dessert?”
winner
well, then i return to my original point. fucking wendy’s should be included off that question. because i want a friggin frosty after i finish my damn baconator.
I will refer back to my original response about DQ and Sonic having better dessert.
/we’re caught in one of those paradox things
my head hurts…and I am hungry again.