
There’s only one entrant in this week’s edition, so excuse me if I’m forgetting any team that deservedly merits a bashin’…
This week’s mayors of Fraud City…THE Ohio State Fraud-aversity.
Where to begin, where to begin…hmm… Howabout this…lets start at the top and work our way down.
Jim Tressel needs to not only delegate more of the offensive responsibilities to his assistants, he needs a wholesale reorganization of the entire coaching staff on that side of the ball from the coordinators to the positional coaches. There isn’t ONE SINGLE FUCKING EXCUSE for a team with this much talent on offense to be so abortion-ly miserable whenever they have the ball. NOT ONE.
A LOT more after the jump.
This team has an offensive line that SHOULD be the best in the country. The fact that it’s not falls on two people’s shoulders…first, Tressel’s for not firing the guy I’m about to mention after 2006. The other? Jim Bollman, the former OC who has been demoted to the point where he’s now only working with guards and centers while the tackles are being handled by the TE coach.
Ohio State outweighed Purdue by AT LEAST 80 lbs. at each position when you look at the matchups. What’d that result in? A running game that was nonexistent and extremely predictable and a passing game that featured Terrelle Pryor running for his life after a measly 3 seconds on numerous occasions. This is simply inexcusable.
Especially when you look at WHO’S on the OL…C Michael Brewster, LT Mike Adams and RT JB Shugarts all were dominant forces in high school football in a few states that know a thing or two about the game, Florida, Ohio and Texas respectively. Look at some of their clips from high school…dominant might actually be an understatement here, and before you dismiss this premise, realize that these guys were going up against the stiffest competition in the two best high school football states in Florida and Texas and the fourth best in Ohio. These guys were facing the cream of the crop, players playing on Saturdays across the country. How in fuck’s name do they just turn to shit?
Lets get a quick knock in so I can catch my breath…
The WR’s just don’t get open or are running routes that don’t let them get open. DeVeir Posey is a damn fine pass catcher, as are Duron Carter and, to a lesser extent, Dane Sanzenbacher. I’m really not sure who’s at fault…the players or the guys not putting them in the best positions to make plays.
The RB’s just suck…plain and simple there.
Now to the “savior.” The “chosen one.”
Terrelle Pryor…your job is safe, so don’t worry. There’s really nobody else on the roster deserving a chance to play QB at a D-1 level. Now, don’t confuse that with thinking that YOU’RE deserving of a chance to play QB at a D-1 level, but seeing as you’re the best option, and loaded with potential, you deserve the benefit of the doubt.
And you weren’t wholly abysmal on Saturday, but come the fuck on dude…THIS IS MOTHERFUCKING PURUDE!!! How the fuck can you not shred the fuck out of a defense like theirs? How can you manage 18 measly fucking points against a Big Ten afterthought? Make some fucking strides, get your ass in the film room and learn how to fucking pass the ball or else you’re destined for a legacy akin to Tyrod fucking Taylor’s, oh wait…he’s actually not half bad now. I guess you’ll just have to settle for being a colossal disappointment.
And there’s only so much blaming of Tressel that you can rely on until it simply becomes a reality that you’re not cut out to play QB at an elite level. Would being in Rich Rod or some other spread crazy offense help you out if you can’t even throw 10 yard passes accurately? Probably not. The onus is on you, dude, and you’re sucking. Big time.
But I just can’t pin the loss completely on the offense. I have to do something that I REALLY don’t want to do, considering how well the unit has played so far this year. I have to knock Jim Heacock and the defense.
All year, OSU’s defense has been absolutely fantastic considering they’re on the field FOR FUCKING EVER because the offense is so bad. Last weekend? They were rather bland and pretty sloppy.
This is Jim Heacock’s fault.
Apparently, despite getting eviscerated by teams running multiple WR sets, Heacock has learned nothing. He didn’t see Florida and LSU and USC gash Ohio State by finding seams in their zone. He didn’t see Texas dink and dunk their way to a Fiesta Bowl win by hitting every tiny hole in a soft zone. He didn’t realize that the defense was hell on wheels and automobiles when they were pressuring the fuck out of teams with exotic blitzes, and because of all this, Ohio State lost to a team that was 1-5 going into Saturday.
Purdue didn’t do anything spectacular on offense. They just sat back, let their 5 blockers take care of three pass rushers and got 8 yards with guys sitting in the holes of soft zone coverage.
Can someone answer me a quick question? Why, for the love of fucking God, when you have elite athletes at CB and safety, and YOU’RE FACING FUCKING PURDUE, are you playing zone coverage? This makes NO FUCKING SENSE AT ALL. You mean to tell me, all these 4 and 5 star recruits in the secondary are incapable of manning up against some smallish, slower WR’s for a 3rd tier Big Ten school? SERIOUSLY?!?!?!?!?
And, even when it was obvious that Joey Elliot was finding the holes, why did you not change your course of action? It was obvious after the first half that the defense wasn’t really working, so why no adjustments? Why no added pressure? Just…why?
Really, a loss that pathetic is a team wide issue. There isn’t one person to blame, rather, the entire team is to blame, from top to bottom. It was pathetic. I mean, absolutely, positively, PA-THET-IC.
So I hope you relish your status as the top of the fraud food chain, OSU, because that’s the only thing you’ll be on top of until you face Michigan.
FUCK, was that an awful performance. Ya’ll should be seriously ashamed of yourselves.
Fucking Purdue…you have GOT to be shitting me.




So youre calling him Jim Zorn. Damn thats low.
no, tressel’s worse. at least zorn can sit back and realize that no OC could do anything with that abortion of an OL and WR corps.
tressel has talent, he just chose to poop on it.
Thats a Problem
If you want to know what satisfaction looks like, you could just live vicariously through me after ASU’s awesome win this weekend.
http://majorleaguejerk.com/2009/10/your-college-football-play-of-the-week/
doesn’t bode well for ann arbor…
Hef shut the fuck up nobody cares about ASU unless its a wet t-shirt contest.
methinks the buckeyes will actually wake up for that one.
You like looking at football players in wet t-shirts?
/fag
that’s not what makes tampa bo gay…the fact he’s typed all his comments today with a dried trail of tate forcier’s cock goo on the side of his mouth is what makes tampa bo gay.
Spencer I care for Forcier. I think hes a fag. Hes way better than TP though.
Hef this comment makes you gay.
whatever…ohio state will still michigan by two scores.
pryor suuuuuuuucks he is like juice williams on sucky steroids. top ten qb my ass.
I meant I dont care for Forcier. Im glad you know what I meant. If OSU cant beat Purdue you shouldnt get too cocky dickbag.
whatever…osu still rocked your faggy illinois.
too late.
howabout this…if OSU wins by two scores, you get brutus buckeye tattooed on the sole of your foot.
TP should have gone to Georgia Tech.
No way.
im not surprised a michigan fan would be such a pussy.
spence is pryor still a top ten qb in your eyes? if so your football knowledge doesnt exist. he is horrible now so when taps in to this potential you keep talking about he will be slightly better than horrible.
/plays taps
mrejr…no he’s not, but at the time, my argument was sound.
but thanks for rubbing that in. im glad you’ve never had a statement of yours look bad a few weeks later.
care to make a bet on the iowa game?
You may be right, but TP’s regression makes the game a little more interesting.
We play Michigan State this weekend. Been a one week at a time season all year. I am starting to feel better about that trip in November though.
Not quite a certain loss anymore.
i guess.
Notre Dame, Nebraska are frauds.
But much smaller frauds than Kansas, who I correctly predicted would lose to Colorado.
I’m just glad we don’t play Purdue this year.
/low blow
thank you. i would have accepted “you were right. i was wrong. ” .
fine…i’ll just talk to you in a few weeks then.
the question is, will iowa have their first convincing win of the 2009 season by then?
damn, that is ballsy, because colorado is horrible in the games i have seen them in this year.
21-10 @ Penn State. We were 8.5 point dogs going into Happy Valley. And besides, we’re rocking the Al Davis mantra this year.
Just win baby.
You should’ve posted this video in here too.
Just figured with them being at least competitive for a bit with West Virginia and Texas that they could win a night game at home against a fraudalicious team like Kansas.
here’s how cbh typically makes picks: say a bunch of crazy shit and throw it on a wall so that when one of them sticks, he can say, “________, who I correctly predicted would lose to __________.” it’s not that ballsy or impressive.
/actually, it’s impressive and none of that is true.
/cbh is way better picking games than me this year.
Did you just steal my formula for choosing the Royals to win the AL Central this year?
Let’s just put the whole Big 10 in fraud city, because we all know Iowa is going to lose some stupid game they shouldn’t too. I’m glad Pryor didn’t come to Penn State now.
Way to reveal my secret Miz. Solid opinion buddy.
/facts are facts
//did I do that right?
beat you to the punch, Hef. go Royals!
/they’re still in it, right?
April 3rd comes before March 30th?
/facts are facts
good work on the back-dating.
/facts are facts
//fine…you win
///I hate you
Sad but true. Kansas fucking imploded in the first half. I still stand by my prediction that Colorado has a better offense than Nebraska. 10 points? Really?
Hahhaha, I said that for you Triston. Yeah Nebraska’s offense is terrible. North is up for grabs.
TP = Toilet Paper
/giggles at poop jokes
I figured you did. Agree that it’s up for grabs but Nebraska has their hands on it. KU needed Tech to win, which they did. What they didn’t need was to shit the bed in Boulder.