It’s Thursday night which means we’ve done accomplished the impossible: we made it through another week of work. Nice work everyone. I’m giving you all permission to take tomorrow off work to go play golf providing that you don’t live in a pile of shit state where it’s too damn cold.
What did we learn today?
- We learned that it’s always funny when someone from Philadelphia falls off a moving taxi. Also, every one from Kensington is a meth addict.
- We learned that Lebron James is going to be getting a house call from the CIA for his threats against a former President.
- We learned that no matter how many people you add to the Fox broadcast team, it doesn’t matter if your anchors are Tim McCarver and Joe Buck.
- We also learned that semi-dirty cartoons with catchy beats actually improve productivity when played on a constant loop for 8 straight hours. Also, horses taste like raisins.
On TV tonight, many things including Yankees/Angels, 30 Rock, Always Sunny, Community and other shit. But the only thing I’m watching is this:
Filed under:
Under the Lights
sweet tea>>>sweet lemonade
That horse is amazing.
Look at my horse; my horse is amazing.
Give it a lick.
MMMmm! It tastes just like raisins!
Have a stroke of its mane,
it turns into a plane,
and then it turns back again when you tug on its winky.
Oooo thats dirty!
Do you think so?
Well I better not show you where the lemonade is made -
Sweet lemonade, mmmm sweet lemonade.
Sweet lemonade, yeah sweet lemonade.
Get on my horse Ill take you round the universe -
and all the other places, too.
I think youll find that the universe pretty much covers everything.
Shut up woman, get on my horse.
If it wasn’t for that horse I never would have spent that year in college.
/fixed
Todays MLJVothDbtybLB should be a gif.
Agreed.
The pinch runner for A-Rod was ricockulously stupid.
/girardi is that terrible
I’m happy he sucks.
I was thinking the same thing. Although I’m not nearly smart enough to think of ricockulously. That is solid.