Morning, y’all. There was no World Series game last night. The teams needed a day off for the 20 minute flight from New York to Philly. There was, however, a full slate of NBA games. Let’s check a few of ‘em out.

Shaq in the away blue. Quite slimming. /sincere
Cavs 104, Minny 87: The 2009-10 World Champions finally notched a tally in the win column last night. Lebron did his usual beasting, while Varejao/Z picked up the slack for a foul ridden Shaq.
Bulls 118, Chicago 90: Rajon Rondo continues to prove he’s the best player on the Celtics roster. He filled up the stat sheet with 16 assists and 8 boards in only 29 minutes. Danny Ainge is a complete moron. Also, Kevin Garnett beat his own chest 17 times.
Thunder 91, Detroit 83: The $100+ million dollar men, Ben Gordon and Chuck V, combined to shoot 11-32 and lead their team to a home loss to one of the worst teams in the Association. Joe Dumars or Danny Ainge: Bigger douchecanoe – who you got?
That’s it for me, Hef and gentlemen. Come back tonight for a World Series Game 3 preview.




Wow!..The Bulls beat Chicago? Like the entire city in a scrimmage? Or was it a select group of schoolyard guys?
/asshole’d
/You missed the Islanders gritty OT win over the Capitols
Thunder would be a 5 seed in the East.
/Dept of Factual Sayings
The Suns are 2-0 and the Cavs are 1-2. That must be really embarrassing for you.
/Lebron sucks