For the first time in our site’s young history, two of our contributors most beloved team will be facing off for a championship. Yes, I remember that Texas raped Ohio State in the Fiesta Bowl, but that wasn’t really a championship per se, so I don’t count that.
On one hand, you have Gonzo and his beloved Phillies. One year after a dominating World Fucking Champion year, Philly marched through perhaps the toughest division in the Senior Circuit, going well over the 90 win mark in 2009. They have most likely the beastliest rotation in the Bigs – when future Hall of Famer Pedro Martinez is your 3rd or 4th starter, you know you’ve done something right. Country strong Ryan Howard is the star of a lineup that boasts 4 hitters who hit 30 homers. He has his own Subway commercial with the Golden Girls theme song! That’s big time. Add all those ingredients with a touch of reliable Brad Lidge, and you have an award-winning casserole.
On the other hand, there’s me (Clown) and his beloved Yankees. They haven’t won a championship since the turn of the century, not to mention the fact that they didn’t even make the postseason last year. All they did this year was acquire a ragtag bunch of patchwork free agents, including journeyman Nick Swisher and 47 year old Andy Pettitte, and somehow by the grace of Kobe was able to overtake the best player in baseball in the ALDS and barely beat an Angels team riding a huge wave of emotion from their teammate dying in a car accident.
I know most of you hate the Yankees, and the fact that the Steinbrenners sink all of this money into their team, instead of putting into Madoff investments, or a Nascar team. Sorry my owner wants to put a winning product on the field. Haha, assholes! Suck it.
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I’d rather be an arrogant prick than have AIDS. Go Yanks.
As a Mets fan, this series is like Vomiting on the pile of shit.
May a plane crash in to Citizens Bank Ballpark during Game 3.
/Why into the Crank? Because I don’t want to deal with the traffic inconvenience of a plane crashing in the Bronx. I hate being inconvenienced.
machete is the fuckin’ man.
So Philadelphia was about Gonzo?
Yanks in 2.
The cat’s outta the bag. I bang doodz.
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Yankees in 5.