Nothing To Click Here is the collective effort of the entire MLJ staff. These are just some of the things we come across in our daily reading. The links contained within are either extremely well-written, thought-provoking, funny, weird or simply awesome. If you have any suggestions please send them here.
The most impressive 74 year old football fan evar. (Buster Sports)
Seven Under-the-Radar Scotches You Need to Know (Esquire)
Facebook beatdowns. Who doesn’t love watching people get embarrassed publicly. It’s practically a sport. (BSPCN)
Apparently drilling near watersheds on the East Coast have caused natural gas to leak into drinking water. Don’t care, you say? Well then watch this fucking sweet video of a dood setting tap water on fire! (The Kitchn)
Top 10 reasons why the MLB playoffs are the bestest. (More Hardball)
If peeing your pants is cool, this fat fuck must be Miles Davis. (Deadspin)
Photos and information about Steve Phillips’ bang maid. (Busted Coverage)
The MLJ Video of the day brought to you by Little Buddha teaches us that although America’s childhood obesity problem is becoming an epidemic, it doesn’t mean we can’t take time out to mock the little fatties who get stuck in a skate bowl.
After the jump, a tattoo that serves a larger function. Utilitarianism is alive and well in body art.
HA-DUKEN!
i actually knew a guy with webbed feet. he was a fast swimmer.
that .gif makes me laugh a lot.
Scrotch, scrotch, scrotch. I love scrotch.
/Ron Burgundy’d
//Wait, what?
they should have left the little fatty down in there till he lost some weight.
Facebook link is great.
My sister-in-law has webbed toes. I don’t think she’d find it funny if I emailed her that picture.
/already sent’d
yo I’m not black you racist motherfucker.
your sister-in-law sounds like a prude bitch.
What up jerks?
nothin.
Bullshit no way you know Aquaman
Kevin Costner had webbed feet in Waterworld. He was badass.
I think I might have webbed balls. There’s this little bit of skin that seems to attach them to the area between my butthole and sack, but I’ve always just called it the gizzard.
/…
I stay hasty