Nothing To Click Here is the collective effort of the entire MLJ staff. These are just some of the things we come across in our daily reading. The links contained within are either extremely well-written, thought-provoking, funny, weird or simply awesome. If you have any suggestions please send them here.
Want to read stupid people pin the blame for last night’s loss on Jay Cutler? Then click the link. (Jay Cutler Superstar)
Brian Moorman is really happy the Bills won yesterday. (Detroit4Lyfe)
Funny pictures from your college football weekend. (Guyism)
Dennis Rodman allegedly grabs a strange woman’s crotch and now he faces charges. (NQTC)
Blogs with Balls poker tournament pics. (HHR)
Monday Morning Chrysler New Yorker…which I think is code for “I think Big Ben is the greatest QB of all time…Chrysler.” (PSaMP)
Kobe won the assist of the night for a stupid pass in a preseason game. I’m guessing the NBA announcers are bored as fuck too. (International Foul)
College football review with poll tracking science stuff. (Sparky and Devils)
The MLJ Video of the Day brought to you by LittleBuddha makes me feel good since the Yankees are up 2-0.
After the jump, Jesus abuses kids.





Does that mean that kids with leukemia are just rotten little fuckers, or does it mean that Jesus has spanking favorites?
Obviously any time a kid gets a fatal disease or is kidnapped, locked in a shed and raped for 18 years, he/she is just being spanked by Jesus for sins that warranted such a punishment.
That picture just reaffirms why I’m a Pastafarian. There’s a stripper factory and beer volcanoes in heaven. Ramen.
Wasn’t Blogs with Balls 1.0 held last month?
I’m so glad I had a boy first.
Because he would never vogue in front of a camera like that?
Wait ’til he’s 14…
Im convinced you all fuck children.
Define “children”.
Little Buddha is fucking guilty
Well, I don’t fuck children anymore, and the one that I did fucking lied to me. Said she was 19 and she was really 16. She was mexican and had a kid so I figured I was good. Right????
Clowwwwwn, I..am..your..father.
/Darth Vader’d by way of Little Buddha
Rex- lol
lol
I’m probably old enough…