Comments on: NFL Power Rankings: Week 6

By: bobo

bobo — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 18:18:09 +0000

i hope that hines ward and bob bratkowski get in a huge car crash that also consumes the state of kentucky… except for bourbon county. and wherever their $1.3 billion of weed comes from annually.

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 16:31:54 +0000

16. Texans: My dad got steaks from Omaha steaks…I would suggest buying a can of Alpo instead. [Ed. Note--I have no idea what this has to do with football.]

By: Tampa Bo

Tampa Bo — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 15:30:54 +0000

Fuck Matt Forte. Thomas Jones shits on him. Why we traded him away I dont know.

By: cbh49er

cbh49er — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 14:51:38 +0000

Tampa, what the fuck is wrong with Matt Forte? I took him over Michael Turner and he has been sucking dick.

By: Triston27

Triston27 — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 14:51:07 +0000

Spot on. Top notch.

By: Hef

Hef — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 14:43:46 +0000

I’m pretty sure Intern Jace is spot on with all of them.

By: cbh49er

cbh49er — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 14:39:23 +0000

4. Redskins: Zorn passed off play calling duties after another loss. I think that’s a good move, but now I have no idea what else he’s responsible for. I mean, what else do head coaches do?

Intern Jace is actually spot on with this one. Zorn is essentially a middle man now, there is nothing else for him to do.

By: younglefty

younglefty — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 14:11:48 +0000

Where’s Notre Dame?

By: Tampa Bo

Tampa Bo — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 14:08:27 +0000

26. . Bengals: I bet they would have won this week if their coordinator’s wife had died again. He’s so self-centered.

low blow but funny

By: Hef

Hef — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 14:03:50 +0000

6. Titans: The reason the Titans lost is because Kerry Collins started at QB. Think about it: you know how they say African-Americans can’t see in the dark? Well white QBs can’t see in the snow. Facts are facts.

Uh…Intern Jace, we might need to talk about this one.

/gets lawyer on the phone