Jerry Angelo: Jay, we are so glad you’re a part of the Chicago Bears family, and we’d like this relationship to last for years to come. We’re prepared to offer you a 2-year extension that will pay you $10 million per season through 2013, including a bonus of $20 million guaranteed. This will put you in the top 5 highest paid quarterbacks in the league. I want you to seriously think about this. We want your future to be here in Chicago. So, what do you say?
Jay Cutler: I seriously just sharted.
/fin
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Satire
Always thought Cutler was a sharter. Thanks for the confirmation.
Jay Cutler lives in Boyztown.
/
true story
They could’ve given Orton half that and had money left over for a decent wide receiver.
/The Bears are dumb
//as are their fans
Think about all that insulin.
/rubs hands together greedily
I agree they have dumb fans but Orton is playing as well as he is because of the system McDaniels has him in.
clown, but I’m a bears fan.
Oh wait. Why I oughta…
Bears fans make the balloon guy look like stephen hawking
this was quite funny.
Smart move by Bus Cook. Get Cutler some guaranteed money now just in case there’s an upcoming lockout in 2011.
Agreed.
TJ.
Jim Tressel to be replaced by Ray Reitz.
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=4582474
End TJ.
But how’s he look in a sweatervest?
At least we can walk.
yawn.
It isn’t Tressel’s fault that Pryor is retarded.
/fixed
but it is his fault that michigan’s gonna get waxed by 30 by the buckeyes.
tOSU can’t even score 30 points in a game, how the hell will that happen.
oh, you’ll see.
/laughs maniacally
you’ll see
//thunderbolt
The thunderbolt was a nice touch.
why thank you!