All I have to say on the Browns QB controversy is this…thank the good fucking god in heaven that Brady Quinn is no longer the Browns QB. Yep. That’s it. It took six fucking games for me to be completely fed up with that no-playing, bitch throwing excuse for an NFL QB that cost my Browns a 1st round draft pick. There hasn’t been an iota of growth from Brady, nor an iota of balls.
Now, a lot of this has to do with the fact that Eric Mangini was sent to this earth to literally destroy the Browns, not only as a competitive team, but as a franchise. Browns fans are sick and tired of his heaping mound of bullshit, and it’s quite the heaping mound, but it’s only been like half a year since he was hired. He wore out his welcome that fast with his bullshit autocratic method of “coaching,” and his schemes that have the imagination of a chemically castrated accountant.
So Mangini definitely deserves a big chunk of the blame…but here, for now, he made the right move.
Derek “Horse Balls” Anderson is not a good QB by any stretch of the imagination. Even in his “Pro Bowl” year, he was extremely erratic, not consistent, and was bailed out by a cadre of insane catches that can’t be relied upon to be recreated…but here’s the thing. He took chances. He wanted to put points on the board.
In order to be successful, you must take chances at some point. If there’s an interception or an incompletion, so be it, but at least you can say you tried. As a Browns fan watching a Brady Quinn led team, I had no confidence whatsoever that the Browns, as an organization, was trying to win…no, they were playing not to lose, and Brady Quinn embodied this extremely puss-tastic way of looking at football.
Enter Mr. Anderson. Enter hope.
Not hope as in actually winning games, mind you, hope that our team will actually try and get a first down. Actually try to complete a pass that travels more than 10 yards in the air. See, when you’re as downtrodden as Browns fans are right now, you need the little things, the signs of progress. It’s the spectre of confidence that even the worst of teams have that the Brady Quinn-led Browns simply couldn’t deliver.
While this might not result in wins, at least they’ll look like they’re trying.
Now for the business…the first person to slice both of Brady Quinn’s Achilles tendons will get a free sleeve of Titleist Pro-V1’s…or a sub sandwich…whichever you prefer.
Just help a brother out.
Sad day when Derek Anderson is your best option.
/and he is your best option
Didn’t he throw 17 ints on Sunday in only two quarters of play?
On a positive note, Aston Villa is only 3 points away from a Champions League bid with a game in hand.
fuck you.
Done.
I’ll take the Pro-V1s , but If I could get two sleeves…I had to kill the guy laying next to him in bed to do it.
I would’ve done this for a dozen Pro-Vs, or if the sandwich was from a good sub shop, not like Subway or some bullshit like that. These are the kinds of things that need clarifying.
Like Blimpie? There’s one in the Mobil station off the turnpike down here.
You need to get into the city more often. Any city, doesn’t matter.
Like Claxton, GA? They have an IGA Foods.
You’re wearing crocs right now, aren’t you?
Only way to go to a job interview
Some rural gas stations have surprisingly good fried chicken.
Any Dodge’s Store.
I’ll do it for a Bavarian Pretzel Melt from Sheetz.
/if you want to know why they call him Horse Balls, just use google images, sans adult filter. what could go wrong?
some of the gas stations in kinda shitty parts of town here have awesome corned beef. good stuff.
sub = dibella’s
but if you want the dozen prov’s…im gonna need some proof that BQ is really done for good.
i know some gas stations in south arkansas where you can get the best boiled peanuts you’ve ever had.
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/according to the banner ad
//who do i sue for my seizure’d