Happy’s good friend Brian is not a comedian with a level of celebrity on par with the likes of Paula Poundstone, Dennis Wolfberg, or Andrew Dice Clay. But if you ever find yourself at Gio’s Sports Bar in the Ravenswood area of Chicago, there’s a good chance you’ll see him there. Around those parts, he’s (probably) every bit as hilarious and famous as a two-bit comedian whose schtick wore off years ago. I mean honestly, check out that picture of him over there on the right where he’s re-enacting the scene from Big Daddy where Adam Sandler’s character pees on the side of a building. Hilarious, right?
RIGHT?!?!?
Anyhoo, Happy spoke with him via IM on Wednesday about an idea that would blend two of his great passions: Sports and picking games. The following is the result of that IM conversation.
Brian: What do you want me to do?
Happy: Pick 3 locks for this weekend’s NFL schedule.
Brian: Why?
Happy: No reason really. Just use the Colts (-13) over the Rams, the Packers (-7) over the Browns, and the Giants (-7) over the Cardinals. Add a quick sentence afterwards on why. Do not be funny.
Brian: Okay whatever. Colts because St. Louis sucks. Packers because who the fuck cares. And Giants because also who the fuck cares.
Happy: Perfect.
So there you have it, Folks. Your locks of the week are the Colts, Packers, and Giants each to cover. Get those bets in before it’s too late.
This Brian (?) fellow seems to be just as clever as Artie…he should get a shitty television show any day now.
Where and when is Brian performing next?!?!?
Brian will be performing at a Gio’s near you.
/if you’re near the Gio’s where he’ll be.
Brian and Happy both seem like fags.
I thought happy didn’t have any friends. I’m starting to think you guys didn’t really interview Paula Poundstone.
I agree with clown. Brian and Happy both seem like the faggiest bunch of fags who ever fagged.
Wait, I’m Happy.
/shakes fist at clown
Bums: Making a Mess All Over the City.
Has everyone pissed on that Felix building?
/finishes pissing on Felix building
//burps
+1
That was very nice of Happy to compliment my sense of humor, but we both know that he’s the funny one in the relationship.
In this particular case though, he completely ruined the joke…I was actually rubbing one out so I could lay some quality pipe later in the day. Squeezin’ dumpsta’ babies is a lot funnier.