LSU: Might as well, right? I mean, does anyone think, after squeaking by Washington and Mississippi State, that LSU is really the fourth best team in the nation? Yea…didn’t think so.
Boise State: Why are they on here? Because this is what’s going to happen…they’re 5 now, right? Well, they don’t have anyone left on their schedule that can possibly beat them, so they’re going to go undefeated. Now will they get into the NC game? Hopefully not, but that won’t keep them from bitching. No team that’s not in a BCS conference should be ranked this high unless they face the schedule from hell. There’s no possible argument against this.
Cal: Everyone expected them to choke at some point, but I don’t think a 42-3 thrashing at the hands of the classy dressed Oregon Ducks was what everyone had in mind. That was straight up butt rape. By a duck.
On another note…why doesn’t Oregon dress like that all the time?
Miami: They’re still good, but Saturday wasn’t their day. There’s not a whole lot of shame in losing to VT in Blacksburg, but still, they got thrashed pretty bad. Miami is a strong team top to bottom with an offense that’s finally resembling something we’d expect from a U team, but they’re just really young.
Maybe next time, we should hold off on the hype for a young team that can only count wins against two ACC teams. So, let me get this straight…Miami beat FSU, who has sucked perennially, and GT, a team with a quirky offense that the rest of college football seems to be catching up to, and all of the sudden, they’re no doubt top 10? I like Miami’s team, but the fellatio they were getting wasn’t deserved. Not yet.
Michigan: Why is Michigan here? I mean, they’re undefeated with the most impressive win out of any of the undefeated teams left, right?
Please…their best win was over a ND team that barely beat Purdue. They can’t stop teams like fucking Indiana from scoring at will. INDIANA!!! At home.
They’re still a team with no size whatsoever, no skill, and an offense that’ll completely shrivel up and die once the weather dips below 50 degrees. Tate Forcier is THE SINGLE BIGGEST DOUCHEBAG in the entirety of the United States, and Michigan, the single biggest douchebag school in the entirety of the United States, is a perfect fit. Oh, the schadenfraude we shall savor once Michigan starts imploding.
What a bunch of fah go’s.
Penn State: Do I rub it in for 20 minutes saying, “I told you so,” over and over and over? I mean, didn’t someone with a keen eye towards the future pretty much predict that PSU’s downfall will be their inexperience along the OL and in the WR corps? Someone did say that, and that someone was me, motherfucker.
Anyways, back to the frauding…what happened Saturday? Iowa dominated PSU’s OL and the PSU WR’s don’t have a great rapport with Daryll Clark so the passing game was a notch below shit. INT’s all over the place, Joe Pa looking confused, Ferentz looking like he’s king shit even though Iowa is about as average as it gets…yep, this had all the ingredients for an upset. But can you consider it an upset when the better team, the more disciplined and talented and better coached team, wins? No…but that won’t stop us from considering it one just to keep piling on.
Stand up and clap for your mayors for Fraud City…Penn State.
You’re spot on about Miami.
There was no shame in Notre Dame barely beating Purdue. They were missing their top RB, WR, and Clausen was in and out the whole game.
This is true. But hes on my team and he just wins.
cbh…you’re right, which is why they’re not on this list.
I know, I was just responding to you giving Michigan crap for barely beating Notre Dame who barely beat Purdue.
yea, well michigan sucks.
Butch Davis must have missed a memo.
butch davis sucks.
/browns fan’d
You know who doesn’t suck? Jonathan Dwyer.
/19 carries, 157 yards
//It’s been figured out! Assignment football!
///go to hell
////will do
We can’t put the whole ACC on the list? Or do we have to wait until the end of the year when they cannibalize each other and then ACC fans brag about their bodacious Sagarin rating?
no one looks like king shit in that much rain. secondly, the hawkeyes are above average in all parts of the game in the Big Ten. They usually get favorable bowl matchups, so i’m predicting an undefeated season.
/ctrl+p
osu is going to eviscerate iowa.
clown…i agree. from now on ACC and michigan will be on there every week.
Iowa is gay.
Just so you have one fact straight, Penn State’s receivers are fine … it’s Daryll Clark who sucks hard. He sucked against Ohio State and Iowa last year, and he sucked again against Iowa this year. And yes, that o-line is just awful. But the biggest fraud in fraud city is Daryll Clark. Trust me, I’ve watched his every snap since he came here. He’s just a dumb quarterback.
Is Houston going to represent the Big XII in the BCS?
Yes, they will play either William and Mary or Richmond.
Oh yeah, because those two teams beat two ACC teams, one of which was top 10 in the nation. Yeah, I remember that now.
It doesn’t matter who the ACC champion is. The 5th best Big XII team would beat them in a BCS game, anyway – just like they did in last year’s Orange Bowl.
who’s the 5th best big XII team?
Didn’t know Virginia Tech moved to the Big XII, and that Cincinnati was in the ACC. Thanks for the heads up.
KU or Nebraska
KU is gayer than a bag of dicks.
2008 Orange Bowl
/semantical bastard
What’s with you and “bags of dicks” and “boner holsters”? Makes you sound like a heauxmeaux.
/Stole that from some jackass I know.
Alright, bowl losses from two seasons ago! You sound like a Georgia fan crowing about how bad Reggie Ball was.
i dunno…i’ve been feeling really tim hardaway-ish these past few months.
Boise State > Ohio State
fuckface.
bbryan is just crushing it this week in FF
Championship Game:
Boise State vs. BYU
Book It.
/don’t
//ESPN will treat this game like it has THE AIDS
how the fuck is ole miss not on this list? they are the biggest joke of a #4 team since south florida.
because they played thursday night and i forgot about them after watching 24 hours of football this weekend.