Welcome to another amazing day at the fifth best website ever created by human beings.* We started out awesome, dipped down a bit when other people wrote stuff, and kept getting better as the number of posts written by me increased. You’re very fortunate that I get to contribute so much on Thursdays. It’s probably the best day of your week.
After the jump is a great, great video which is not safe for work unless your bosses are okay with a simulated threesome. It’s Miles Fisher’s cover of “This Might Be The Place” which is a great fucking song. Normally I don’t like it when nobody’s cover good songs, but Fisher changes the whole meaning of the song in the context of the video which is an amazing homage to American Psycho. TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD! YOU, FUCKING BASTARD! Please enjoy. I dare you to only watch it once.
Check out the Gonzo Memorial Scoreboard if you want score information. I’m too busy watching that video over and over.
*The best website ever is the one Homer Simpson made for Bill Gates. But neither of them are human.
Don’t just stare at it. Eat it.
I’m accepting your dare, and only watching the video once, but dammit that song is stuck in my head now.
You’ll crack. They all crack.
who said something about crack?
Anyone else surprised that Hef listens to white people music? Us, either.
/me, clown, and tampa
//Stairs at gligarpy
The whores in this video are way better looking than the whores in the original movie. Clearly we’re all better off because of this.
Still only watched it once, and now the song’s gone from my head thanks to the ESPN college football marching band music. Take that, Hef.
Needs more New Found Glory.
that song is catchy and the dude looks eerily like christian bale. and i only watched it once.
Ummm…
I just read that Lefty. LOL
Did you guys see part two?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HYBKQ0p_ts
they probably should’ve spent less creative energy on the video, and more on that abortion of a song.
good video tho.
“This
MightMust Be The Place”>/em>dumbass.
/fuck you for making me listen to it multiple times.
This song (original, not re-mix) is in the movie “Wall Street”