Who woulda thunk Will Arenett was a Phillies fan?

Who woulda thunk Will Forte* was a Phillies fan?

One:

  • The number of jail terms Roman Polanski has avoided for 30 years.
  • The number of wins my two fantasy football teams have accrued this year.
  • The number of hands I have broken punching a wall after watching Brad Lidge pitch.
  • The amount in hundreds of dollars that I have won playing blogger poker tournaments.
  • The number of Fetch’s testicles that have dropped this year.
  • Out of 30 high school friends that actually talk to me on Facebook.
  • The number of times I actually talked to this girl through 3 years of high school.
  • The number of Blogger Emmy Awards I expect for my videos posted last week.
  • The number of final outs I have recorded in the field to win a little league championship.
  • The number of times per day that Hef thought he would get laid by getting a vasectomy.
  • The cumulative number of times Hef has gotten laid since he got a vasectomy 2 months ago.
  • The Phillies magic number after Tuesday night’s win.
  • The number of laughs per second you will get watching this video of Tim Tschida demonstrating a balk.

Thanks Fightins.

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