Nothing To Click Here is the collective effort of the entire MLJ staff. These are just some of the things we come across in our daily reading. The links contained within are either extremely well-written, thought-provoking, funny, weird or simply awesome. If you have any suggestions please send them here.
If Daniel Murphy were black: a recap of his season. (Amazin Avenue)
Nadir Of Western Civilization To Be Reached This Friday At 3:32 P.M. I hope it involves sexy nuns serving pancakes at Dennys. (The Onion)
An Indonesian woman gives birth to a 19.2 lb baby. Just as a reference, if you were to add up HeJew, HeJew2, and 3Jew when they were born, the combined wait would be about 20 lbs. That’s a big bitch. (Telegraph)
Ozzie Guillen thinks his team has quit on him. Newsflash, Ozzie, it’s September 24th and you’re going to lose the division to the Tigers and the Twinks. To be in that situation they probably quit on you in July. (BabesLoveBaseball)
A haunted house in Ohio has skeletons dressed like Steve McNair. (Fanhouse)
The Big Lead starts his own TV news show. (Kansan.com)
Week 4 college football previews and predictions. From my count he’s 50% accurate which is minimized further by the fact that he cheats. (CBH Sports)
The MLJ Video of the Day brought to you by LittleBuddha is a compilation of fat kids getting hurt set to music that feels out of place. Either way, fat kids….getting hurt. Hilarious.
After the jump, quite possibly the most awesomely offensive tattoo ever made in the history of evar.
Hey man, 52-12 so far!!!
/Realizes picking Top 25 games at this point in the season isn’t too hard
//Tech is beating the U
You know who’s tattoo that is don’t you? You guessed it…Frank Stallone.
how the fuck could you get that tattoo?
Is that the best Kansas has to offer. That asshole was looking at the wrong camera.
Muthafucka What the Fuck!?
That’s free speech Spence. That man should be celebrated I’m schools.
CBH, I’ve decided you should start making your picks against the spread. Picking heads up is too easy. Since you write these on Wednesday’s, use Wednesday’s line. Or don’t.
/doesn’t give a shit.
My old roomate used to have a weekly sports show on the universities network. It was like the video was recorded with their cell phone, and the audio was recorded with a fisher price tape recorder.
Triston, I do with my pro picks. Not really into college enough to pick against the spread.
Am I the only one who enjoyed the gif?
Or the MLJVotDbtybLB?
I enjoyed both. Thank you, Little Buddha and Hef.
I also enjoyed both.
Only someone who is gay would not enjoy the gif. You bring the heavy lumber when it comes to the gifs.
MLJ: Our lumber is heavy enough to give everybody wood.
That would look good on a t-shirt
if i ever live in a nation where i can not laugh at the misfortune of fat people, then i will choose to not live at all.
Am I the only one who doesn’t know what movie this is from?
No. I think it’s from “Babe Winkelman’s Good Fishing” My fishing trips never go anything like that.