Nothing To Click Here is the collective effort of the entire MLJ staff. These are just some of the things we come across in our daily reading. The links contained within are either extremely well-written, thought-provoking, funny, weird or simply awesome. If you have any suggestions please send them here.
The Hall of Fame Speech: Starring Michael Jordan (Basketbawful)
A guide to KISS (popdose)
In case you were interested in Roman War Helmet’s back (Ugliest Tattoos)
A nice recap of the Pats come from behind victory last night. (Josh Q. Public)
Yo Chuck Norris Facts, you’re great. And Ima let you finish. But photoshopping Kanye into pictures of various events and speeches is one of the best memes of all time. (Kanyegate)
Justin Morneau is out for the rest of the season. (Detroit 4 Lyfe)
One rule to live by: If a nerd has a samurai sword, don’t fuck with his Playstation and laptop. (Baltimore Sun)
An in-depth 5 hour sit-down with a famed urban pugilist. (The Rumble)
A TV sports journalist says Serena couldn’t help it because she’s straight outta Compton. (Bob’s Blitz)
The video of the day is self explanatory and awesome. The 2:00-2:20 portion is god’s gift to me.
After the jump, a horribly sexist comeback that we can’t condone around here (that also made us laugh):
i read that answer with tampa’s voice running through my head
How do you know Tampa’s voice? That’s racist.
If you need a couple of weeks of solid shitter reading, hit up Basketbawful’s “Livin’ Large” series. Great stuff.
i always just figured he sounded like a fatter samuel l jackson
Does TampaBo sound Puerto Rican to you?
Actually, Tampa runs like Hayes, hits like shit, and sounds like this guy.
Yo I know you are having fun and shit at my expense and Imma let you finish but you all can suck my dick.
When people can’t understand him does he get all pissed off and scream “Ebonics mutha fucka, do you speak it?!?”
really? we can?
/hef’d
might be my favorite photoshop ever. i can almost hear tampa’s nasaly voice uttering “up out my”.
/hef, get that on a jerk store coffee mug pronto
Imma let you finish but you all can suck my dick.
Ejacuh-what?
/Leon’d
//How Tampa really, truly sounds’d
I hate lil’ boosie but I found this funny as hell.
http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2009/09/tss-presents-15-minutes-with-lil-boosie
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My age and lack of dark skin pigmentation doesn’t allow me to know who the hell this is. However, I do like his style.
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I need to try to stick a X pill in a chicks booty. That sounds like the best thing evar!
use an herb pestle. or a lemon juicer.