In a world where scientists kowtow to the Giant Panda lobby which so permeates the research community that they are forced to prop up a species that won’t fuck to save its life, one brave, rogue, nerd who plays by his own set of rules has decided that it’s finally time help Mother Nature put an end to one of mankind’s greatest sins. Coming this fall, be prepared to watch the Pandas for possibly the last time.
Filed under:
Non Sequitur, Panda Watch
I wouldn’t have babies either if I lived in China.
I should have ended it with:
[shotgun sound]
Do you think the pandas won’t fuck because the all look the same?
That’s racist.
You could still answer the question.
Fucks this shit? This isnt a cartoon!