The entire crew over here at Major League Jerk would like to offer our sincerest congratulations to the Boston Red Sox on backing into the playoffs last night after the Rangers lost to Anaheim. Now you can focus all your momentum to once again beating the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim and Orange County in the playoffs.
Sure you lost last night when all you had to do was beat the Blue Jays to secure your spot in the playoffs but allowing another team to do it for you is just as good for team morale and it also avoids the risk of getting hit in the eye from a champagne bottle during the Wild Card victory celebration. Yes, I think this subdued excitement where the celebration is kept behind closed doors is not only a strength builder, it’s also a character builder that creates a sense of duty stronger than any division title could ever do.
[cracks beer; weeps in it]
I’m just so damned…proud of you all.
We do?
/doesn’t give a shit
im not saluting shit.
Re: the picture. Whores used to bite their lip like that to hide herpes sores from prospective Johns. Though they tried to make it look sexier.
ill salute that nugget of knowledge.
Didn’t they go back to the clubhouse after they backed in to the playoffs? Oh they did.
/Gay
I like the new link associated with Hef’s name.
Don’t be jealous. If the Mets had somehow backed into the playoffs, the parking lot would have been filled with ambulances carrying all their wounded in to celebrate.
Thanks, it’s my favoritest quote evar.
what comment # is it? my browsers aren’t going to the comment.
TBL: you really think 3 is bigger than 2?
Hef: Yes…it’s bigger than 2 by 1.
TBL: nice opinion buddy
Wow I love that whole thread on that link. It’s defense exhibit A that that dude does not understand baseball in the slightest.
/made correcter
I’ll give credit where it’s due. He gets basketball well enough. Baseball and college football though? Not even close.
basketball? really? hate to break it to you…actually, fuck that, i’ll let nick break that down for ya, brah.
I really have no idea. I avoid the basketball shit like the plague.
pussy
Here’s a typical basketball post:
irish: Dwight Howard’s awesome, and I’m telling mom if you say otherwise.
butt hega meison: Kobe rulez
dude from cleveland: LeBron is God, and I’m going to kill myself if he leaves.
Lather, rinse, repeat.
pussy.