Although Eric “no kind of coaching career to warrant this kind of secrecy” Mangini has elected not to make public his choice of Opening Day starter for his moribund franchise, MajorLeagueJerk.com has verified through multiple sources that Gaydy Queen will indeed be leading the team to an 0-1 record. Our sources have elected to remain anonymous due to not being authorized to discuss the matter.
Update: Cleveland.com has confirmed what our collective guess source confirmed nearly an hour ago. If you’re keeping score at home, that’s: MLJ 1, MSM 0.
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Old news. I read about it on his myspace page.
I read about it on his Friendster page
/we have legit sources..fer serious
Does Mangini think he is being clever by not announcing it? What a turd.
Sources also said that if it’s not Quinn it will be Anderson.
i hear kosar could be a dark horse.
Yeah, well I hear Chris Peterson is leaving Boise to coach at Miss. St.
They don’t want to tip the defense off on wheter they will be intercepting short routes, or deep routes. This way they still have to practice both.
Spence is our source. He heard about it whilst trolling for “sources” at the Manhole on E185th.
Our first legitimate news item.
/baby’s all grow’d up’d
//sheds single tear
I like my Fantasy Football Trade alot better now.
more from the apple presser: the touch is going all out after gaming, specifically calling out psp and nintendo handhelds.
madden 2010, with screen tap controls (tap the receiver you want to throw to) and the ability to draw up plays on the screen, sandlot style.
I feel like a bojack ninny when I play games on my iphone. Maybe because I have such manly hands. And I definitely can’t imagine buying my kids an itouch to play games instead of a Nintendo DS.
Apple fail.
Clown youre a grown ass man. Why the fuck are you playing games on your iphone in the middle of a workday?
Clown Fail.
I don’t feel the need to apologize for playing solitaire while taking a shit.
i don’t feel the need for taking a shit while sitting at my desk.
/solidarity brother
//free shits for everyone!!!
Bukkaka!?