bravo. i like cartoon hef so much more than commenter hef.
Triston27 on
September 24th, 2009 1:27 pm
That was awesome.
ParisHiltonsLazyEye on
September 24th, 2009 1:29 pm
Definitely the best home made cartoon video about a website that was created by an undead zombie that I have ever seen… Or it’s at least in the top three.
arkbadger on
September 24th, 2009 1:30 pm
that was fucking genious. although i expected hef to have more of a lisp.
cbh49er on
September 24th, 2009 1:33 pm
+1 and a jew star.
I eagerly await the next one, which I am hoping will have a Roman throws a football like a girl joke.
bbryan, aren’t you the boss’s son-in-law or some shit? combine that with the no headphones policy and your underlings must hate you something serious.
Triston27 on
September 24th, 2009 2:16 pm
bbryan, aren’t you the boss’s son-in-law or some shit? combine that with the no headphones policy and your underlings must hate you something serious you should probably have someone taste your coffee for you and start your car.
Work starts at 8:00
bbryan rolls in at 11:00 reads sports blogs
Employees are working, someone checks the internet for something
bbryan looks for someone to bring him cup of coffee no one responds
bbryan bans any and all sound and internet
12:00 bbryan goes to lunch
2:30 he returns reads more sports blogs
Yells at employee for wearing a polo shirt after Labor Day
3:30 tells his boss/Father in law he has a Doctors’ Appt
4:00 Tee off
/how I envision it
bbryan on
September 24th, 2009 2:52 pm
bbryan, aren’t you the boss’s son-in-law or some shit? combine that with the no headphones policy and your underlings must hate you something serious.
No not the boss’s son-in-law, that would be too much for them to handle I’m sure. Just an asshole that wants business to get done without annoying fucking sounds coming out of every office or having to tap someone on the shoulder to get their attention.
that cursedcleveland…what a trendsetter. or was it turdcutter? i always get the two confused.
bbryan on
September 24th, 2009 3:15 pm
A Day in the Life of bbryan
Work starts at 8:00
bbryan rolls in at 11:00 reads sports blogs
Employees are working, someone checks the internet for something
bbryan looks for someone to bring him cup of coffee no one responds
bbryan bans any and all sound and internet
12:00 bbryan goes to lunch
2:30 he returns reads more sports blogs
Yells at employee for wearing a polo shirt after Labor Day
3:30 tells his boss/Father in law he has a Doctors’ Appt
4:00 Tee off
/how I envision it?
Oh shit that made me laugh, nice work.
I need to set one thing straight though, NOBODY is at work before me. I’m always the first to know what happened in production over-night. That and I don’t ban the internet, just sound. People are going to fuck off no matter what, I just don’t want to hear it. I do leave by 3:00-4:00 everyday. And I do take long lunches.
cbh49er on
September 24th, 2009 3:19 pm
God, being a worker bee fucking sucks.
/At office till 8 last night
//Probably here even later tonight
Tampa Bo on
September 24th, 2009 3:30 pm
the fuck is a cursedcleveland?
bbryan on
September 24th, 2009 3:39 pm
the fuck is a cursedcleveland?
Another name for Cleveland Steamer?
cbh49er on
September 24th, 2009 3:41 pm
Opie and Anthony intern?
arkbadger on
September 24th, 2009 5:08 pm
it’s bosses like bbryan and roman that make me glad i am unemployed.
/start work this monday.
//my new bosses name is actually bryan.
///i’m fucked.
bbryan on
September 24th, 2009 5:13 pm
Is he also left handed?
Triston27 on
September 24th, 2009 5:15 pm
with supersonic hearing, to the point that he HATES sound?
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that’s some funny shit right thurr.
This the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen.
This video fucking killed me.
Thats fucking funny as shit. We need these daily.
bravo. i like cartoon hef so much more than commenter hef.
That was awesome.
Definitely the best home made cartoon video about a website that was created by an undead zombie that I have ever seen… Or it’s at least in the top three.
that was fucking genious. although i expected hef to have more of a lisp.
+1 and a jew star.
I eagerly await the next one, which I am hoping will have a Roman throws a football like a girl joke.
Gonzo for new managing editor and chief.
The payoff was so perfect.
Wish I didn’t have a no sound policy at work. What asshole boss would make a rule like that?
/looks in mirror
//fuck me
Very good (the first time…when I did it a year ago).
But yeah, great closing line. Would probably get you banned on other sites.
wow amazing.
Only the most assholey of assholes. you have to be some sort of sick fuck to ban headphones.
That was really really good.
Cursed, if a tree falls in a forest, and no one’s around, does it make a sound?
/not a parable
//honest question
///sincere
Guilty as charged. Headphones got the boot after the second time i tried paging someone and they couldn’t hear me.
I love Hef as Aryan Dude.
Sincerely,
GayRKDS
bbryan is a douchebag boss…ha ha
/so am I
bbryan, aren’t you the boss’s son-in-law or some shit? combine that with the no headphones policy and your underlings must hate you something serious.
I don’t even work for him and I hate bbryan. Fuck you, man.
AWESOME!!!
Best post ever. Genius work gonzo.
How long til a video like this shows up on S&F?
Thanks guys.
/sheds single tear
A Day in the Life of bbryan
Work starts at 8:00
bbryan rolls in at 11:00 reads sports blogs
Employees are working, someone checks the internet for something
bbryan looks for someone to bring him cup of coffee no one responds
bbryan bans any and all sound and internet
12:00 bbryan goes to lunch
2:30 he returns reads more sports blogs
Yells at employee for wearing a polo shirt after Labor Day
3:30 tells his boss/Father in law he has a Doctors’ Appt
4:00 Tee off
/how I envision it
No not the boss’s son-in-law, that would be too much for them to handle I’m sure. Just an asshole that wants business to get done without annoying fucking sounds coming out of every office or having to tap someone on the shoulder to get their attention.
/I hate myself too
roman…did you hack into my outlook? that’s tomorrow’s itinerary.
as soon as cursedcleveland.com gives us the okay to copy him like you guys.
that cursedcleveland…what a trendsetter. or was it turdcutter? i always get the two confused.
Oh shit that made me laugh, nice work.
I need to set one thing straight though, NOBODY is at work before me. I’m always the first to know what happened in production over-night. That and I don’t ban the internet, just sound. People are going to fuck off no matter what, I just don’t want to hear it. I do leave by 3:00-4:00 everyday. And I do take long lunches.
God, being a worker bee fucking sucks.
/At office till 8 last night
//Probably here even later tonight
the fuck is a cursedcleveland?
Another name for Cleveland Steamer?
Opie and Anthony intern?
it’s bosses like bbryan and roman that make me glad i am unemployed.
/start work this monday.
//my new bosses name is actually bryan.
///i’m fucked.
Is he also left handed?
with supersonic hearing, to the point that he HATES sound?
and anti-semitic?
/I assume so
No way Hef, my department is in charge of estimating (setting prices) and billing. I want all the Jews I can get on my staff.
Looks like I picked a good day to visit the site after a month away.
Well done Gonzo.
/I expect something good when I come back in Oct.