On Friday as I was leaving the office, I said to a co-worker of mine who was worried about the Bears, “don’t worry, Home Boy, they’re gonna be fine.” He responded, “Home Boy? What is this, 1990?” I responded right back, “um, no. I was just hoping that would catch on again.” Then he said, “haha, you don’t get laid much, do you?” It was an odd moment.
Where was I going with that? Oh right, it turns out that aside from being a complete dork, I was right about the Bears and it was all because of The Thrill, Johnny Knox. Yeah that’s right, Johnny Knox-Thrill. Oh it’s going to catch on. Go to a sports betting site and put money on it.
If you’re not a Bears fan, you probably didn’t know who he was before yesterday. That’s understandable since he’s a rookie out of a Division II school and wasn’t drafted until the 5th round. But allow me to be the one to tell you, this guy is the troof. Did I say that right? He’s the only receiver on the entire Bears team who gets any separation within 10 yards, so I have no doubt that he’s going to be Jay Cutler’s favorite target the rest of the season. Put him on your bench right now. Hell, go bet on him at your favorite NFL Football Betting site. Oh, and can you please start calling him by his new nickname?
Johnny Knox-Thrill.
Keep saying it.
Thanks.
I like Johnny Knox-Thrill better than the Johnny Knox-ville joke Keith Olberdouche made 5 times.
/Johnny Knox-Thrill is Gay too
/the guy will be cut by week 7
Is he the one that’s really fast but has the coordination of a 2 year old when it comes to catching the ball? Oh wait, nope…that’s Devin Hester.
/fuck you, Devin Hester
You can’t be cut by the Bears if you’re a wide receiver. Instead they’ll just make you a gunner.
How about “Johnny Knox-Landing”?
/doesn’t understand this game
i heart cutler.
/all i got from this
Scooped up Mario Manningham in a bunch of my leagues last night, he looked legit.
/No idea who Johnny Knox-Thrill is
I’m going to call him…CoCo the Monkey.
/not racist’d
Rex that is racist but I understand.
I was going to go with T-Bone, but that’s taken.