Comments on: How to Get Fired…by Dick Jauron http://majorleaguejerk.com/2009/09/how-to-get-firedby-dick-jauron/ The daily ramblings of men with no professional experience and even less social tact Fri, 19 Mar 2010 13:33:38 -0400 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 By: sparty http://majorleaguejerk.com/2009/09/how-to-get-firedby-dick-jauron/comment-page-1/#comment-61453 sparty Tue, 15 Sep 2009 20:29:51 +0000 http://majorleaguejerk.com/?p=22261#comment-61453 <i>but his offense was awesome.</i> until the last 2 mins of a game and he turned into a moron. but his offense was awesome.

until the last 2 mins of a game and he turned into a moron.

]]> By: spencer096 http://majorleaguejerk.com/2009/09/how-to-get-firedby-dick-jauron/comment-page-1/#comment-61452 spencer096 Tue, 15 Sep 2009 20:20:23 +0000 http://majorleaguejerk.com/?p=22261#comment-61452 totally...jauron is so bland and flavorless, it hurts. you know...in today's NFL, with the copycat bullshit and unimaginative schemes, i find myself missing mike martz that much more. sure, he ran the blandest of cover 2's, but his offense was awesome. totally…jauron is so bland and flavorless, it hurts.

you know…in today’s NFL, with the copycat bullshit and unimaginative schemes, i find myself missing mike martz that much more. sure, he ran the blandest of cover 2’s, but his offense was awesome.

]]> By: phatjohnsn http://majorleaguejerk.com/2009/09/how-to-get-firedby-dick-jauron/comment-page-1/#comment-61451 phatjohnsn Tue, 15 Sep 2009 20:15:28 +0000 http://majorleaguejerk.com/?p=22261#comment-61451 No doubt. I feel like that is the prevailing thought in the NFL for some reason though. Dickie isn't one to go against the grain either. I often feel like he does shit cuz he thinks everyone else is doing it and thinks that covers his ass. He seems like a pretty dumb person for having gone to Yale. Ivy league educations are obviously overrated. No doubt. I feel like that is the prevailing thought in the NFL for some reason though. Dickie isn’t one to go against the grain either. I often feel like he does shit cuz he thinks everyone else is doing it and thinks that covers his ass.

He seems like a pretty dumb person for having gone to Yale. Ivy league educations are obviously overrated.

]]> By: spencer096 http://majorleaguejerk.com/2009/09/how-to-get-firedby-dick-jauron/comment-page-1/#comment-61450 spencer096 Tue, 15 Sep 2009 20:08:13 +0000 http://majorleaguejerk.com/?p=22261#comment-61450 honestly though, i'm more appalled by the fact that jauron got burned in 6 plays that covered 80 yards by playing soft zone, then, when he goes right back on defense, doesn't even switch it up or get aggressive at all. that's what sickened me more than anything else. honestly though, i’m more appalled by the fact that jauron got burned in 6 plays that covered 80 yards by playing soft zone, then, when he goes right back on defense, doesn’t even switch it up or get aggressive at all.

that’s what sickened me more than anything else.

]]> By: phatjohnsn http://majorleaguejerk.com/2009/09/how-to-get-firedby-dick-jauron/comment-page-1/#comment-61449 phatjohnsn Tue, 15 Sep 2009 19:57:15 +0000 http://majorleaguejerk.com/?p=22261#comment-61449 as stupid or stupider than you for not closing your quote tag? haha Not to defend Dick "I barely have a pulse" Jauron but Belichek could've easily put either team out there and gone with the opposite type of kick as trickery. Then everyone would've said how genius he was. I hear what you're saying. Its funny because we are both arguing on the side of Jauron sucking, but we can't come to agreement on how he does his sucking. Philosophical differences... as stupid or stupider than you for not closing your quote tag?
haha

Not to defend Dick “I barely have a pulse” Jauron but Belichek could’ve easily put either team out there and gone with the opposite type of kick as trickery. Then everyone would’ve said how genius he was.

I hear what you’re saying. Its funny because we are both arguing on the side of Jauron sucking, but we can’t come to agreement on how he does his sucking. Philosophical differences…

]]> By: spencer096 http://majorleaguejerk.com/2009/09/how-to-get-firedby-dick-jauron/comment-page-1/#comment-61448 spencer096 Tue, 15 Sep 2009 19:16:39 +0000 http://majorleaguejerk.com/?p=22261#comment-61448 <blockquote>Lastly, if his hands team wasn’t out there and the Pats kick the onsider and get it are we sitting here saying how dumb Jauron is for not having his hands team out?<blockquote> how stupid is jauron for having his hands team out there even though the pats had their standard coverage unit out there? prety damn stupid.

Lastly, if his hands team wasn’t out there and the Pats kick the onsider and get it are we sitting here saying how dumb Jauron is for not having his hands team out?

how stupid is jauron for having his hands team out there even though the pats had their standard coverage unit out there? prety damn stupid.

]]> By: phatjohnsn http://majorleaguejerk.com/2009/09/how-to-get-firedby-dick-jauron/comment-page-1/#comment-61447 phatjohnsn Tue, 15 Sep 2009 19:04:37 +0000 http://majorleaguejerk.com/?p=22261#comment-61447 spencer... I don't disagree with you that McKelvins a good returner. I do disagree with the "ref clearly indicated that they would’ve had the ball at the one yard line" statement. It obviously wasn't that clear because McKelvin himself said he didn't know whether he cleared the goal line or not, so he took it out. I also didn't notice the ref make the indication on the field (which means not much I know). That being said, I still feel like the fact that McKelvin didn't know means he was unprepared... which I'm going place at least some of the blame on the coaches, you can do with it as you please. Part of it is that I know when I played football in HS, that kinda shit was unacceptable to our coaches (I think I woulda got cut for lining up twice off the line of scrimmage in a game... I played O-line) but hey thats just me. I think that little stuff makes a team go from bad to good in a hurry. Lastly, if his hands team wasn't out there and the Pats kick the onsider and get it are we sitting here saying how dumb Jauron is for not having his hands team out? spencer… I don’t disagree with you that McKelvins a good returner. I do disagree with the “ref clearly indicated that they would’ve had the ball at the one yard line” statement. It obviously wasn’t that clear because McKelvin himself said he didn’t know whether he cleared the goal line or not, so he took it out. I also didn’t notice the ref make the indication on the field (which means not much I know).

That being said, I still feel like the fact that McKelvin didn’t know means he was unprepared… which I’m going place at least some of the blame on the coaches, you can do with it as you please.

Part of it is that I know when I played football in HS, that kinda shit was unacceptable to our coaches (I think I woulda got cut for lining up twice off the line of scrimmage in a game… I played O-line) but hey thats just me. I think that little stuff makes a team go from bad to good in a hurry.

Lastly, if his hands team wasn’t out there and the Pats kick the onsider and get it are we sitting here saying how dumb Jauron is for not having his hands team out?

]]> By: spencer096 http://majorleaguejerk.com/2009/09/how-to-get-firedby-dick-jauron/comment-page-1/#comment-61430 spencer096 Tue, 15 Sep 2009 17:40:40 +0000 http://majorleaguejerk.com/?p=22261#comment-61430 phatjohnson...i disagree. mckelvin is a fantastic returner and the ref clearly indicated that they would've had the ball at the one yard line, clearly playing into belichick's hands. he had to take it out, he had no choice. but who DID have a choice is jauron EVEN FUCKING HAVING HIS HANDS TEAM OUT THERE. he should've had the regular unit in there from the get go. no excuses for that. phatjohnson…i disagree. mckelvin is a fantastic returner and the ref clearly indicated that they would’ve had the ball at the one yard line, clearly playing into belichick’s hands.

he had to take it out, he had no choice.

but who DID have a choice is jauron EVEN FUCKING HAVING HIS HANDS TEAM OUT THERE. he should’ve had the regular unit in there from the get go. no excuses for that.

]]> By: phatjohnsn http://majorleaguejerk.com/2009/09/how-to-get-firedby-dick-jauron/comment-page-1/#comment-61421 phatjohnsn Tue, 15 Sep 2009 16:55:07 +0000 http://majorleaguejerk.com/?p=22261#comment-61421 The thing that makes me dislike Jauron more than anything is that it seemed acceptable to him that McKelvin fumbled trying to make a bonehead play. With 2 minutes left, up by 5 points, your hands team/formation on the kickoff, and the ball kicked into the endzone you should NOT take that ball out. ESPECIALLY after fumbling on the previous kickoff return. If McKelvin didn't know what to do, he wasn't prepared to be in the game and should not have been. Good coaches know this and adjust accordingly. The thing that makes me dislike Jauron more than anything is that it seemed acceptable to him that McKelvin fumbled trying to make a bonehead play.

With 2 minutes left, up by 5 points, your hands team/formation on the kickoff, and the ball kicked into the endzone you should NOT take that ball out. ESPECIALLY after fumbling on the previous kickoff return.

If McKelvin didn’t know what to do, he wasn’t prepared to be in the game and should not have been. Good coaches know this and adjust accordingly.

]]> By: RomanWarHelmet http://majorleaguejerk.com/2009/09/how-to-get-firedby-dick-jauron/comment-page-1/#comment-61408 RomanWarHelmet Tue, 15 Sep 2009 15:53:29 +0000 http://majorleaguejerk.com/?p=22261#comment-61408 Since this is a Pats post, the Goolge Ads are showing three chicks wearing nothing but Pats jerseys. That would be fine but the chick wearing the Bruschi Jersey looks like Bruschi. That makes me unhappy. /Gregggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg Easterbrook fucks small children, kidnapps them, impregnates them, holds them captive in his backyard waiting for the new children he fathered to grow up and then rapes his own kids. Since this is a Pats post, the Goolge Ads are showing three chicks wearing nothing but Pats jerseys. That would be fine but the chick wearing the Bruschi Jersey looks like Bruschi. That makes me unhappy.

/Gregggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg Easterbrook fucks small children, kidnapps them, impregnates them, holds them captive in his backyard waiting for the new children he fathered to grow up and then rapes his own kids.

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