Andrew Dice Clay is one of our favorite comedians. He was (probably) hilarious to someone in the 80’s, and even if you don’t remember, then you’re probably familiar with his work on The Apprentice on NBC. We spoke to him a few months ago about an idea that would blend two of his great passions: Sports and picking games. So each Friday this season, he’ll pick three NFL locks.
Sorry we were only able to get in touch with him this week because he’s so busy being funny and making jokes.
(Home team in CAPS)
EAGLES -9 over the Chiefs. “Hickory Dickory Dock. An eagle pooped on me once.”
LIONS +6.5 over the Racistskins. “‘Racistskins’? Oh, I forgot – I’m racist. Remember when I made fun of black people?”
Saints -6 over the BILLS. “Go fuck yourself. Can I have my 5 dollars now?”
Dice will be playing somewhere in the future. Mark your calendars.
+1
I was hoping for Fridays with Norman Chad.
This guy is hilarious!!! I don’t even care that he mailed it in!
I was going to pick the Cowgirls but because I had Tony Romo’s chick on my yambag. That fucking slob. “Oh Dice, can you hold me?’ Shut up stupid. Roll over and let me gaggggegg on your back. GEE GEE GEE. OH!
/Dice’d
I suggest Eddie Izzard at some point.
God damn it that’s fucking amazing. Dice still has it as far as I know.
At least he doesn’t send his picks in while taking a shit.
This guy is awesome!! He was in uh…uh…what the hell was he in? Whatever, I’m sure it was hilarious.
Where the fuck is the Cartoon?
Ford Fairlane still gots it! OH!
/tries to smoke a cigarette with my arm behind my head
nick cannon is hilarious.
mrejr-lol!
who the fuck is nick cannon … fuck you son!
i was mistaken. apparently artie lange is a lot funnier than the Dice Man.
Just when I though you couldn’t get dumber, (with the Colbert gif)you go and do something like this… and totally redeem yourself!
You trying to get banned from TBL? You are playing with fire.