Tigers 3, Indians 0 (top of 8): Nate Robertson got the start for Detroit, so I figured this to be a sure win for Cleveland. Apparently I don’t know shit about anything. Robertson pitched 6 innings without giving up a run. Chicago native Curtis Granderson hit his 26th HR leading off the bottom of the 1st inning.
Mets 0, Rockies 0 (just started): Jason Marquis is still looking for his 15th win. That sentence all by itself is enough to make me question life.
Cardinals 2, Brewers 1 (top of 5): John Smoltz is continuing his domination since being demoted.
White Sox 1, Cubs 0 (top of 5): This is a makeup game from a rainout way back on June 16th, back when the average price of milk was $2.19 and when Hef still had balls. At the time, both teams were still considered threats in their respective divisions to make the playoffs. Now, not so much. This game no longer means shit.
EDIT: it’s still the top of the 8th in Detroit but Cleveland has tied it at 3.
/doesn’t give a shit
//oh wait yes I do. Go Cleveland!
Don’t worry, Fu Te Ni came in and fucked shit up…we’re tied at 3.
Fu Te Ni? No, Fu Te Nu.
Happy made me laugh.
/first time for everything
//now leaves benji/nick p. as the last
Cubs are still the worst team in Chicago.
Happy made me laugh.
Happy always makes me laugh.
/except when he doesn’t