Comments on: More Arbitrarily-Chosen Power Rankings

By: Gonzo

Gonzo — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 19:09:54 +0000

Good stuff, Happy. The Tigers should be number one because of the uniforms.

By: ParisHiltonsLazyEye

ParisHiltonsLazyEye — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 19:07:30 +0000

I hate retards and therefore hate the Twins.

/goof jorp happie
//except for #1
///and #5 should be higher

By: bbryan

bbryan — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 18:55:11 +0000

Seattle Mariners – If it’s true that the Mariners turned down the Red Sox’s offer of picking any 5 prospects from a list including Daniel Bard, Michael Bowden, Clay Buchholz, Felix Doubront, Nick Hagadone, Justin Masterson, and Josh Reddick in exchange for Felix Hernandez (who is in year 5 by the way), that’s pretty shocking.

As a life long Mariners fan I can speak on their behalf regarding this issue. The Mariners would rather do one of the following:
1.) Wait until it’s painfully obvious that they are going to trade him so they can get Curtis Jackson on the dollar, or
2.) Just let him walk in free agency.

/Randy Johnson
//The Good Ken Griffey Jr.
///Alex Rodriguez

By: Hef

Hef — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 18:45:30 +0000

Arizona Diamondbacks – I’d love to see the look on the other GM’s faces when Eric Byrnes’ name scrolls by on the waiver wire.

God that would be hilarious.

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 18:35:21 +0000

i finally started watching eastbound and down…the first episode was fucking awesome and made me wet myself…the rest? pretty depressing.

By: rex kramer, danger seeker

rex kramer, danger seeker — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 18:30:33 +0000

I'm the man who has the ball. I'm the man who can throw it faster than fuck so that is why I am better than everyone in the world. Kiss my ass and suck my dick, everyone. /for no other reason than i love me some kenny powers'd (nsfw)

By: cbh49er

cbh49er — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 18:18:39 +0000

Baltimore Orioles – Andy MacPhail did a good job in getting something back for George Sherrill, but can somebody please tell me why Brian Roberts, Aubrey Huff, and Luke Scott are still on this team? I’m not saying they needed to trade all three, but not even one of them? That’s tragic.

Would have loved to have seen Huff traded. Think they should keep Roberts, now that Scott sucks ass hes expendable.

By: cbh49er

cbh49er — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 18:17:15 +0000

Okay fine I’ll accept the trade under two conditions; that the White Sox move their home games to Petco and I get to bring my defense with me

And I get to wear my redneck Chargers cap.

By: 1 Happy St

1 Happy St — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 18:16:56 +0000

You like retards?

By: Hef

Hef — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 18:11:47 +0000

The Twins are your least favorite team? The Twins? That’s like hating retards.