Steven Strasburgh, along with the help of the “evil” Scot Borass, totally took advantage of all Major League Baseball – raping the Washington Nationals franchise to the tune of a 4 year/$15 million dollar package. Strassburg is known as a once-in-a-lifetime uber-prospect and was the #1 pick in the draft. It was believed that Communist Boras (who works for Strasburg), was holding out for a $50 million dollar package, which is totally ridiculous. I mean you only give that to pitchers out of the Japan League – where the quality of play is even below National League standards – and they must’ve had a flukey performance in the World Baseball Classic. Strasburg will make almost make as much money per annum than Frank Catalanotto. Seriously, the nerve!
In other news, draft bonuses have held steady for ten years now, even though MLB’s revenues have doubled in that time and now match NFL revenues. Meanwhile, no one bats an eye that JaMarcus Russell was a number 1 pick in the NFL Draft two years ago and he signed a 6 year/$68 million ($31.5 million guaranteed) contract for basically having a good bowl game against an overrated Fighting Irish squad. Good times.




Hmmmm…what are you trying to say?
think of it as a deferred payment of the revenue generated by LSU football that he wasn’t privy to directly.
My bad, I thought he was on scholarship and received room and board, tuition and supplies at an accredited 4 year university. Didn’t know he was a walk-on.
tuition and supplies only count if you actually go to school, which no athlete does. i can see how you’d be confused tho.
and lsu? accredited? maybe in fanboat racing or mandarin cajun.
Sweeeeeeetttttt!!!!!
/This guy
Morning Fags.
I hope for the sake of the Nats, Strasburgh is the real deal. Everyone keeps mentioning his contract and Prior. I think we all know how that turned out.
This post needs more spelling mistakes of proper nouns.
tressel only gave terrelle pryor a corvette, not a contract.
/oops, wrong pryor/prior
I got tired of thinking of new ways to fuck up Strazburk and Borash.