Good morning Jerks. This is a shitty morning. I spent the night in the hospital holding David Wright’s bruised head and doing anything I could to revive him. Anything. Even if he disapproved. I am a true fan. But seriously, how much more can I take here? I already gave up on the season. I have already given up on seeing Jose Reyes or Carlos Beltran or Delgado or anyone else who has been hurt for 4 months. But now Matt Cain beans David Wright in the head and David has a concussion. Matt Cain is a flaming dicktard who is a headhunting, steroid loving ,cocksucker.* Besides pointing that out, is there anything else the Mets can do? Perhaps take Johan and put him in bubble wrap? Take K-Rod and give him some steroids to get his fastball back, er, put him someplace safe too? I don’t get this. Why is this all happening? The first 9 injuries were bad. The D-Wright concussion is just overkill.
Tomorrow night starts the Giants march to the Super Bowl with a preseason matchup with the Panthers at Giants Stadium. I am looking forward to the 15 snaps the first team will play. Then watching some backups and practice squad guys earn their roster spots. Well, not really. I will watch the first 15 snaps. That’s it. This is a tough time of the year for me. The Mets suck. They are dropping like flies. The Giants are practicing and well, they start playing real games in a little less then a month. What is a guy who loves sports, and more importantly his teams, to do? Oh that’s right. Golf. Off to Eisenhower Red for 18 holes in 90 degree high humidity awesomeness.
Last night’s scores are available in the Gonzo Memorial Scoreboard.
Tiger Woods leads the PGA Championship (the Fredo Corleone of Golf Majors) by 2 strokes over an Irish guy and and Asian. I am sure there is a joke in there somewhere.
Sort of Hot Lesbian Fighter Gina Carano got here ass kicked by a lady named Cyborg in the Strikeforce mainevent. I am happy Tito Santana and Rick Martel found something to do after their wrestling careers. CRM fondled himself during this match.
*I don’t really think Matt Cain did anything wrong except let a pitch get away from him. It is my job to blame and hate him until the Mets sign him to a ridiculous contract in 3 years and then he tears his rotator cuff.
roman…what the fuck is with the NYT? nothing in sports sunday about the PGA champ? instead getting some fluff piece shit about tebow, jobs and sports and fucking tennis? what the fucking fuck? im not even going to get pissed about the flukefraud’s camp preview thingee, but come the fuck on…TIG-AH!!!
The NYT has a sports section? How cute.
/goes back to reading The Economist
I think the loser should be raped in Women MMA.
Instead of dry humping like the men, do the women scissor?
I really thought Wright would be the one Met to escape injury this season…guess nobody’s safe…this really is ridiculous.
OH…scissor me timbers!!
/Mr. Garrison’d
The Browns suck. Their shiny brown pants suck worse.
/That is all.
The most disturbing part of that picture has to be that vile fucking uni. God the Mets are retarded.
You know how in old sitcoms when the main character gets hit in the head and becomes his alter ego? If he’s nerdy he becomes cool, if he’s dumb he becomes smart, etc…
Anyway, do you think David Wright is straight now?
This > this
There isn’t an ounce of truth in that construction.
/dummy
you’re right, it’s more like a pound of truth. colored tops on baseball unis are teh suck.
That is so fucking racist.