Nothing To Click Here is the collective effort of the entire MLJ staff. These are just some of the things we come across in our daily reading. The links contained within are either extremely well-written, thought-provoking, funny, weird or simply awesome. If you have any suggestions please send them here.
Microsoft photoshopped a black dude out of a picture for their advertising materials used in Poland. They have since apologized. Still, you know what Poland would do if they saw a black dude in their advertisements? Microsoft probably just prevented WWIII. (Photoshop Disasters)
This dude cheated on his wife and was forced to stand on a corner wearing a sign that said he cheated. Is his wife still with him? I don’t get it. I imagine a lot of guys came by and high-fived him, right? (Fox News is AWESOME!)
This woman was born with two vaginas and so far she hasn’t been able to find a way to double or triple up as a hooker. I say she’s just not trying hard enough. (I Heart Chaos)
My new least favorite site on the internet is called Three Frames. The idea is they take three frames from a movie and play them like a gif. Three frames ain’t shit so it’s just a lot of spastic movement. But people will still find it cool. Trust me. (Three Frames)
Jared Allen thinks “schism” is an STD. Good thing he doesn’t try to be politcally active. (World of Isaac)
At least Brandon Marshall is in camp. Top 5 NFL Holdouts. (Josh Q. Public)
Joe Montana wasn’t average. (Sparty and Bromances)
The MLJ Video of the Day brought to you by LittleBuddha: I thought we’d end the week by watching little kids get hurt. You got a problem with that?
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Nice gif. Love The Monkees.
That little kid is a puss. If he were my son I would punch him in the butterfly.
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I’m more worried about her ginormous pythons.
Slow around here today.
/spits
Is one of her vaginas located within those enormous arms?
Using the word python when talking about a story about a woman with two vaginas seems tactless.
Oh and does anyone else find it funny that “vaginas” is considered misspelled because it’s a plural?
I don’t come to this website for tact. I come here so I can post comments that amuse only me.
We’re aware.
I also come here for the Derek Jeter engagement posts.
That’s a real quick in my non functioning balls. I hate Roman.
Comments like that are a real quick in the pants.
Who edited my comment? I’ve never made a spelling error in my life.
Jokes about Hef’s reproductory situation never get old.
why did clown let those other clowns push that clown down the hill?
indeed…esp when they’d be more accurately described as bingo wings.
I stand corrected…