Nothing To Click Here is the collective effort of the entire MLJ staff. These are just some of the things we come across in our daily reading. The links contained within are either extremely well-written, thought-provoking, funny, weird or simply awesome. If you have any suggestions please send them here.
This weekend Bob Dylan got picked up by a police officer who thought he was homeless. (Neatorama)
Previews and predictions of the NFC South. (CBH Sports)
Man puts his penis into a woman’s vagina, doesn’t get it back for 17 hours. This brings back memories. (GMA News?)
Previews and predictions about the LSU Tigers. (Sparty and Congenial Internet Associates)
Recreating the Phelps car crash. (Souvenir City)
Obama screws up stats when praising Billie Jean King. [/makes wanking motion] (HHR)
PSA: Donate your preseason football tickets. (International Foul)
Top 10 signs you’ve been watching too much preseason football. (Five Tool Tool)
The Twins suck balls. Male balls. (Babes Love Baseball)
Another look at the 50 greatest coaches of all evar. This list is worse than the original because Belichick is ranked 6th among NFL coaches which is just flat out retarded. (Sports on my Mind)
The Redskins offense is unproductive. (Deuce of Davenport)
The video of the day would be a hell of a lot funnier if the person who made it was joking. Alas, Evangelical Christians are officially the dumbest people on the planet.
After the jump, I think I’m going to start crashing protests with signs like this guy. By the way, all of these outraged protestors are racists. Especially the stupid ones who say stuff like, “I don’t want government interfering with Medicare.”
H/T LSUFreek for the awesome “Chong YE” gif
the video of the day is dangerous. and hilarious
And hilarious. But also dangerous.
This NTCH needs more “Dancing with the Stars”.
/no it doesn’t
I don’t understand the sign on the far right. The one about drug testing. Still, the middle sign is awesome.
And to go a step further, “I will ascend above the heights of the clouds. I will be like the most high.” can also mean that Spence is in fact Satan himself.
Too bad Bob Dylan isn’t black or a fat soccer mom or we would have another sweet taser video to watch
That guy wants to poop in a cup rather than pee when taking a drug test.
by the way thanks for the link.
Which?
/runs away crying because nothing i do is good enough for hef’s recognition
Did you all see that 9-10 dollar bills have coke on them?
http://blogs.moneycentral.msn.com/topstocks/archive/2009/08/17/almost-90-of-us-bills-have-cocaine-traces.aspx
I’ve heard that before, just seems way to high of a number. I understand why one dollar bills would, since they are only good for stip clubs. Not sure why the others are so contaminated.
Straws > Bills
when I lived in the DC area in the fall of 2001, there was a protest I went to watch where a bunch of hippies were marching against the world bank. there were thousands of them and plenty of cops on horseback and decked out in riot gear.
there was one guy walking right in the middle of the pack and held a sign that read “I’M WITH STUPID” and had arrows pointing down in all directions. I have a pic somewhere.