I want to preface this entire post by saying I do not want MLJ to ever be the Us Weekly of sports. Or the Page Six. Or the TMZ. I heard this on the radio and then saw it in the NY Post, Derek Jeter and some girl named Minka Kelly are “secretly engaged”. Now I don’t even know who Minka Kelly is, I don’t care where the wedding is going to be, when it will be, what she will be wearing, who will be in the bridal party, if A-Rod will be there. I don’t give a shit. My point to all of this is Derek Jeter always has done things the right way. Off the field. If this is true, then I think he is doing more of the right thing.
I have always admired how Derek Jeter handled his private life. I mean if I was young, rich, famous and good looking, I too would play the field and bang every hot piece of ass in New York, LA and Miami. Really. It is very simple. Most baseball players don’t follow this formula. Most of them are drafted out of high school or college and get a big signing bonus. Or even a moderate one. Then they are sent to some fucking minor league town in the middle of nowhere where they flash their cash, party their asses off, meet some 19 year old waitress at the Bowling Alley/Nightclub, bang her out, marry her and then make it to the Bigs. Now he is in his early 20’s, making Major League money and stuck will a Pensacola 10 (who turns out to be a big city 4) and are possibly stuck with a kid or two to pay for. Derek Jeter never did this. I mean the players that do still go get random ass but then that leads to “scandal” and then a messy divorce where they have to pay off the Pensacola 10 leaving him with half his shit.
Derek Jeter took the mantle of Yankee Captain and ran with it. He always was available and said nothing. He always went to the nightclubs but never left out the front door with the girl. There are never drunken party pictures of Jeter. Nothing ever. In an US Weekly world, he has kept his exploits very quiet. I mean we all knew he dated so and so but he never made that front page news, unlike the guy who plays to his right. Derek Jeter lived his 20’s the right way. He lived his early 30’s the right way and now he is looking at his baseball mortality and doing this the right way too.
You see “The Captain” is 35. He will probably play another 5 years or so but in reality he is entering the twilight of his career. This is the perfect time for him to get married if he wants to have legitmate kids and a family to come home to. He is marrying a chick 10 years younger than he is. That means as he gets older, she will still be his young, hot wife. Even when he is 55, she will be 45 and his glory days will be 20 years behind him. Is he pulling starlet ass then? No. He is pulling Pensacola 10s. So this is perfect for him now. He will hit all of his milestones and be able to bring his hot wife on the field for the moments. Their might be a kid in the picture too. Derek Jeter is smart and image concious. If he values family this is the right time. He has already banged out every piece of ass possible. So to Derek Jeter I want to say, I hate your Yankee guts. But I respect you. I will hold you up to all young athletes as an example of how to live your life. Salud!
Where the fuck am I?
the fuck?
Roman, did you get hit in the head?
Okay, I just called our server and they said we weren’t hacked and that, yes, this was written by Roman…
So now I’m even more confused.
I thought TBL was out of town, why is he doing a guest post on this site?
Poor, poor clown. Been spending all morning removing bumper stickers and changing key chains.
so does this mean we get to continue 50 states in 50 days?
How ’bout the Dallas Cowboys cheerleading of sports?
/still funny
the evony ads are the dallas cowboys cheerleading squad of hot, digital chicks
Roman did your family just get back or something?
Will Jeter be wearing a hat at the wedding?
Did your wife make you write this post about the benefits of being married after she got back into town and looked at your browsing history over the past week?
/seriously, you should delete that shit
if there has been anything that i have always stood by you on, hef….
That’s it? That’s the only thing you stood by me on? What about my hatred of the Yankees?
he stood by you when you came out of the closet to.
I didn’t realize I was at The Big Lead.
None of us can, apparently. Don’t worry, I already docked Roman’s next five paychecks. He’s going to miss those $13 (over a 10 month period)
Romans wife bangs him in the ass with a Commemorative Jeter strap on she got from HSN.
Terrific post, Roman. Fuck the haters.
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Agreed.
Bro, I delete that shit after I am done.
/Learned lesson early on.
/”But sweety, I opened up some e-mail and then this stuff showed up. I swear Do I look like the type of guy who loves big fat booty and squirting teens?”
DOnt delete it let this haunt him for the rest of his life.