Is this the worst goddamn commercial you’ve ever seen? First off, why is the Arch a magnet? And why is it picking up David Ortiz and Jose Reyes who are not All-Stars? And how did it know that Ryan Theriot sucks? And does Albert Pujols control it like some kind of God? Is he evil? And why does that song suck so bad? Why is it that the least offensive music that ad companies use in commercials always suck the hardest?
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he’s a benevolent god, don’t worry.
No commercial will ever be worse than that Seinfeld Microsoft commercial.
it is actually impossible to make a quality commercial about being forced to go to st louis.
not even “saved by zero?”
not even “this is our country?”
i dunno man. i just. don’t. know.
Not worse than that Seinfeld commercial but “This is My Country” definitely is the second worst.
damn mrejr, i’ve been told i’ve had some good times in st louis. especially on the east side.
missouri is the bermuda triangle of the contiguous united states.
Didn’t bsanders get shot in St. Louis? See, it’s not all bad.
If you had tivo…
Damn, I guess with the death of Battlestar Galactica was the death of a friendship.
Nelly if from the Lou. Actually from East St Loius that isnt even in Missouri. Needless to say, fuck that state.
i thought he was from universal city, not that it matters. st louis is the only thing decent about mizzourah. people from the mo make people from arkansas look classy, and that is really saying a lot.
i had to just comment something…all the comment numbers being multiples of 3 was creeping me out big time.
me too
not me
loud noises
Is Duffy the air apparent to douchedom?
what?
/3 meme’d
I have a buddy who moved to C_L_E from KC, Mizzou who claims it pwns C_L_E. Obviously that’s an extremely low bar.
STL is a ton better than kansas city in my opinion. i’ve spent a lot more time in stl, but it seems like the ratio of trashy people there is a little less.
Probably true. East KC is pretty trashy. The KCK side is nice though for the most part.
i forgot we had a kansas city correspondant in triston. i’ve actually never been to the kansas side. i’ve gone to a few concerts at the uptown and hung out in that area. it wasn’t too bad.
The Kansas side is where all the new stuff is going. Like the race track, huge shopping centers, KC T-Bones stadium, stuff like that. Pretty nice.
Kansas is a worthless state. seriously.
No argument here
that drive to denver through kansas is the worst ever. no hyberbole, that shit sucks
I drive it at least once a year. Last year I forgot my CD’s and didn’t realize it until I was out of radio range and had 4 hours of AM static.
Dude, did you hear the auction on AM radio? This dude had a show that was strictly selling used cars and farm equipment. Was kinda funny. Some chick was trying to sell a 90 Ford Probe.
I’ve done the drive across Texas on I-10 twice and Jeeeeezus that is awful.
No, but I did hear multiple weather reports and farm reports and all kinds of other stupid shit I had no interest in hearing. It’s a horrible drive.
Don’t forget your New Found Glory cd’s next time.