I’m fucking DONE with the Indians for as long as the Dolans own the team.
DONE.
FUCKING DONE FOREVER AND EVER.
THOSE FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT ASSHOLE MOTHERFUCKING ASSWIPE DICKSWILLING, LOGWASHING, BONERHOLSTERING PIECES OF SHIT…
WHY THE FUCK SHOULD WE BUY YOUR FUCKING TICKETS, YOU ASSHOLES? WHY? GIVE US, THE INDIANS FAITHFUL, ONE FUCKING GOOD REASON TO INVEST ONE SINGLE RED PENNY TO YOUR FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT FRANCHISE.
YOU DON’T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT US. YOU DON’T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT WINNING. YOU HAVE TAKEN YOUR FANS, BENT THEM OVER A RAILING AND FUCKED US ALL IN THE ASS DRY. THANK YOU VERY MUCH, DOLANS.
What team wants a fan? I’m offering my services to any team in all of MLB that isn’t the Cleveland fucking Indians.
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Does this have anything to do with the Cliff Lee trade?
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I think the Dolans did a fine job in trading the World Fucking Champions Cliff Lee AND a righthanded bat off the bench.
i hear detroit has some fans with aids you might wanna look into joining their fanbase
FOR FUCKING NOTHING!!!
we didn’t get a single decent fucking prospect out of the bunch. the indians, literally, gave you cliff lee, and if that wasn’t enough, they threw in a right handed bat that was a starter and has promise.
this is worse than pennies on the dollar. this is like sending a check to the guy who just stole your wallet.
i couldn’t be more pissed off right now.
Spencer I am your father. Come to the darkside…
if it makes you feel any better, you did get two of the cardinals best pitching prospects in the de rosa trade. but i too would be pissed to lose a great arkansan and former razorback in cliff lee.
HA! I sure am glad that my team doesn’t suck and therefore has to trade it’s star
quarterbackpitcher.We have plenty of room on the Phils wagon.
I don’t know. Judging by the number of fair weathers at Chase Field on Monday, I’d say the Phillies bandwagon is pretty fucking full.
Spencer, come over to Metland. I mean they may be a public relations disaster and break your heart every single rat fucking year but they are usually in it, they are relevant, they go out and pay for talent and when they wear the Pinstipe unis with the blue cap it’s just pure class. That and hours and hours of Tony Bernazard jokes.
Spence, lemme know what team you pick and I’ll throw myself into the deal as the “fan to be named later”.
/just cancelled my 4info indians text updates because i’m tired of every post-game “Game over: Indians lost” message.
You wanna know what’s fucking sick about this trade the most? The Phillies could still conceivably trade for Roy Halladay. They didn’t lose any of the players that Toronto wanted originally. Of course it becomes a bit of a financial roadblock since they’d be adding $8 million on top of Halladay’s salary, but it’s still conceivable.
I’m actually rooting for it to happen just for fun.
Hef, Philly fans have been traveling to road games for many years. I firmly believe that most of those Philly fans at Chase field were visiting from Philly, or transplants.
A few years ago, the Eagles played in Miami for a Monday night game. They estimated 20K in attendance were Philly fans.
i would want to get out of philly as much as possible as well.
Ark, you mean the 500 murders every year isn’t tantalizing to you?
I’m sorry, have you ever been to Arizona in July/August. No one is from out of town. No one traveled here. The fans wearing the Phillies gear were front running fluke frauds. Sorry they’re now part of your nation.
/ Indian money?
// thats racist.
Says a pink hat wearing member of Red Sox
NationBandwagoni’ve narrowed it down to the cardinals or dodgers.
im leaning towards dodgers, just to piss off hef.
If you fucking start rooting for the Dodgers I’m banning your ass. I can sorta understand people who were raised Dodgers fans but choosing to become one is fucking vile.
Spencer, you can come be a Braves fan. It’s kinda a similar mascot, the colors are the same, we’re not dysfunctional like the Mets, assholes like the Phillies, or frontrunning douchecanoes like the Yankees or Red Sox. Also, didn’t you say you might move here, er, there in a few months? This makes sense any way you slice it.
Chipper Jones approves this message.
but…but…MANNY’S THERE!!!
and why would you ban me? think of the awesomeness that could ensue…it’d be like the odd couple only baseball related and not gay.
never.
two of my most hated players of all time, larry jones and tom glavine, ruined my baseball adolescence. as long as tom glavine is still remembered, i will always hate the braves.
You should hate the Marlins much more than you hate the Braves. Edgar Renteria should be the focus of your anger, not Chipper. You can hate Glavine, it’s ok. That’s kind of accepted now. It’s half and half with him. He didn’t show up for Maddux’s number retirement, so I’m sure there’s a decent segment of the fanbase that wants to tell him to fix his own tv. You could fit nicely in that group.
spence, i’m in for the dodge-ers. they have dodge-er dogs and manny. what else do we need? i’ll bring the stadium mustard, which is heretofore known as “cleveland brownstard”.
/glad to be rooting for manny again.
no…i hate jose mesa more than the marlins. the marlins were a legit team that year.
why can’t we still call it stadium mustard?
spence just know that if you become a cards fan i will firebomb your house
hah…joke’s on you. i live in an apartment.
If the Reds are out, spence, go with the Rockies.
What’s next, the Browns fail to sign Vick, and you become a Cowboys fan? The Cavaliers fuck their roster up and you become a Lakers fan? This is disappointing. If it’s between the Cards and Dodgers, and least go with the Cards. They have a cool new(ish) stadium, good fans, and you won’t catch ghonasyphylerpes from sitting in the same ballpark as Alyssa Milano.
nick…reds are out, unfortunately. same with the rockies, and both are uniform related.
if the browns wear brown pants, i’ll just be a general NFL fan because i fucking love football. i’d probably go with the colts for a bit because of peyton, tho.
if lebron bolts, i’ll be in a quandry. i was a cavs fan long before he got there and loved the cheap ticket ricky davis days my junior and senior years of HS, but can’t imagine rootinga against lebron.
basically, the only entities that are safe are OSU, sergio and mickeltits.
If I got to pick a new team, I’d go with the Rays. At least you know you get to root for Longoria and Upton for another 5 years before they’re traded. And after those 5 years are up, you won’t really give a shit anyway because you’ll be in your 30’s. Go with the Rays.
rays are out…bad unis, bad stadium.
I can accept any reason but our unis.
They are both the tits and the ass.
People are once again loading the Rockies wagon so you’d have to hurry spence. They’re using their 2007 stubs to get back on-board.
Why do you care about the stadium? Are you gonna be going to games? Also, I’m about to call shenanigans on this statement: I’m offering my services to any team in all of MLB that isn’t the Cleveland fucking Indians.
because i’ll be watching games and watching a TB game is like watching baseball being played in an empty pool.
and i need to be wooed. WOOED DAMNIT!!!
But you gotta like the different rules on balls in play. If it hits here, it’s a double. If it hits here, it’s a HR. If it hits here, it’s a foul ball. If it hits here, we kill a hobo. If it hits here, Longoria gets traded to the Yankees.
Gimics are fun
what about the royals? low expectations every year, newly remodeled stadium, cheap ass tickets, and sweet uniforms. between all that and george brett shitting his pants, i don’t know where you lose. besides in the standings, but royals fans seem to be ok with that.
Go with the Angels.
Yeah! You can get some wood and then build stuff.