Well, not literally, but this thing really hit home. I promise, if I’m ever rich, all the money I give to charity in order to avoid having to pay taxes will totally go to my foundation for finding a cure to this terrible, terrible ailment.
I, like every stoner in history, am addicted also to the horrific being known as video games. I love first person shooters and am fucking accurate as hell. I love fighting games because it allows me to satisfy my burnding desire for human flesh. MY GOAL IS TO RAPE THE EVER LOVING SHIT OUT OF YOU SO FUCKING HARD, YOUR PARENTS WILL HAVE TO GET THEIR OWN THERAPY IN ORDER TO DEAL WITH THE MINDFUCK SHELL OF A MAN YOU WILL BECOME!!!
Whoa. Heavy shit.
I’m sorry everyone…I’m so sorry.
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I will fuckin pwn your ass in Duck Hunt.
When my 360 gets back I will own you spence in COD4.
i will fuckin pwn both you foo’s.
I will rape all of you in Halo.
you would, because Halo is gay and you have previous experience in gay rape
it’s true…halo is gay. but no matter, i’d rape you in that as well. you really have no idea about how strong my sniper rifle skills are.
Halo is not gay. Its the greatest first person shooter since Goldeneye you fucking fagots.
SHOW SOME FUCKING RESPECT.
counterstrike is the greatest first person shooter…now and forever.
first person shooters are for fags.
no way. i’ll give you that they’re old and getting stale, but the rainbow 6 series is tits.
fighting games are way better. sports games too i guess.
that video reminds me of chappelle’s take on grand theft auto
the vegas one was the tits. ecspecially the online mode
Yeah lets talk about sports games, who else is getting Madden?
Can I drink Alcohol and Snort Aderall at the same time?
im done with madden forever. tiger woods golf too.
Boo this man
i dunno…can you?
So everyone on the Internet hates Madden now? I guess its about time.
yes and yes
I will play it, but definetly not online. The fucking youngins will rape you like a rookie whitesox player.
So Im not going to freak out or anything?
Hahahah, yeah I don’t play online.
I am the best Madden Player Evar.
I will rape all of you in this.
it’s not ‘hatred,’ just sick of spending $60 on the exact same game every single year. what’s the point? at least college football can change it up and add new wrinkles, but i maintain that madden hit it’s peak in 2006 and since then, it’s just not worth it.
Whens the new COD MW come out? I had to only bring essentials out here and cant wait to get my XBOX back and get “sega thumb” in the first 2 days.
I will skull fuck you in COD4, bitchdog.
You can spend $60 on Tree but not on Madden?
is this even a question? where’s the real bo and what have you done with him?
Madden sucks.
Yeah, I’m kinda new to Madden, I used to only buy NCAA but then got bored of that, last years Madden was the first time I had bought it in 5 years.
I got raped somewhere around here.
That’s the birthplace of the “Hef’s gay” meme, no?
goddamn Buddha, chill out.
/
I will ear fuck you
Many memes were birthed there.
/my favorite is the “Hef the poker player” meme
It’s the red bull. I have a six day old baby so I’m a little tired. I get a little excited about COD4. I will get stabby. /fat tony’d
Madden fucking rocks. I rather buy Tree than Madden but eventually Ill get Madden. There is always room in the budget for that especially when you are a rape master that is good at madden.
you know who are the most annoying people in the world? Deaf People. I feel bad for them(god bless me for giving me sound)But com’on.
/I would totally nail marlee Matiln though.
Tampa you just like Madden caus play online vs the JMAC.
/
and whisper sweet nothings in his ear
Hey Clarence, you ever play Bioshock?
The JMAC is hot garbage. Like the rest of the world.
They call me Pwny the N00b killer when I play COD.
what level are you guys at COD4? WAW?
/nerd’d
no, I heard that sucks. Resident Evil 5 is allright, Left For Dead is sweet online, other than that, I play Far Cry 2 and all the COD’s.
Oh and Gears of War, especially 2, that is the fuckin shit.
I went prestige twice and was a level 44 before my account went inactive and now I have to start at the beginning. Fuck me.
Bioshock is kick ass.
Both gears of war are tits mcgee. My boy and I love to play levels where all we do is chainsaw sumbitches.
Don’t you fags have jobs?
/takes another vacation
jesus, just when i thought shit couldn’t get any gayer i read all this video game shit and i am proven totally wrong.
tampa, you can eat adderol and drink all night, just don’t expect much of a buzz. good to do if you are going to the casino from my experiences.
This was funny.
http://thebiglead.com/?p=15653#comment-450849
You’re a fag
/spits
Im taking a Vacation tomorrow Fag.
Fire Island?
/fixed
Hef didnt you skip work all spring to watch Spring Training?
and I must add that a Gay Exorcism is ineligble for vacation days. Use your personal days.
yes. and that job is necessary to fuel a weed, video game and golf habit.
It was like 3 weeks.
Benton Harbor, Michigan. Right on Lake Michigan. Im going to be doing drugs all week.
When are you getting COD4?
Thanks, Hef, for reminding everyone here about the economic crunch facing our country, and the 10% unemployment rate. Thanks. Thanks.
when i break 80.
I thought you did break 80. Oooohhh, you already broke 80 on an executive course. Gotcha.
from the tips, lawya.
Man, I’m dying to play. I would even go out in this 115 degree heat if I could only walk. Damn this hip.
/shakes fist
you fucking douches who said madden sucks go outside and and slice you throats with whatever game you prefer. seriously that is dumbest shit i have ever heard.
madden doesn’t suck, im just sick of it.
Madden sucks
Signed,
MREJR
President, Madden is the best game evar Fan Club
Madden blows
So everyone on the Internet hates Madden? I guess its about time.
/Seems like we are having the same conversation again so I thought I’d join in
/applauding
Madden is awesome and always will be awesome. If you have grown to not like it you have grown to be a flaming fagot. Simple as pie.
Oh yeah, the hit stick was teh shit.
/sincere
//madden sucks
You are that dude that aspires to be on the ESPN show arent you? Arent you?
/
seriously a 50 Rock and pack of newports is a better investment
You guys are some robohomofags.
I would rather be a robohomofag than an actual fag
/
drops mic
Get on COD4 on Live and I will robohomofag your ass all over the place.
/drops gauntlet