I knew that the haters would be out en masse during the Michael Jackson memorial. Bringing up old rumors and innuendos about out beloved American icon when the simple fact is that he was never convicted of anything that he was accused.
But that’s over now. It’s time to move on to sports.
Lots of baseball action on the tube. You already knew that. Also, there’s still time to vote on final All Star spot for each of the leagues.
What else is on? Superstars on ABC. Wild Hogs on FX. Saving Grace on TNT. Paris Hilton is my new BFF on MTV.
In other words, nothing. Go outside and spend some time with someone you care about. If you can’t do that, go ahead and have a one-nighter and tell ‘em clown sent ya! It’s summer – do it right and do it nasty.
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Go outside and spend some time with someone you care about.
The coroner? It’s fuckin’ hot outside, no way.
You trying to give us heat stroke clown? What are you a fucking comedian?
/asshole
Heat stroke is a figment of your imagination, pussy.
/Ty Duffy’d
Eh, it’s a dry heat.
I agree with Buddha and Hef: Clown is an asshole.
I once heard of someone having a heat stroke, but later found out that dude was a pussy. Buy a ticket, take the ride.
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Fag Duffy’d
I agree with Hef and Buddha: Clown is an asshole.
i figured out who duffy really is. tom cruise
FTW!!!
Who wants a piece of Serpico? ‘Cause I’ll give it to you! I’ll give a piece because you’re forgetting about, this! And you’re forgetting about … whatever the hell that is! But you’re forgettin’ about it! And I’m gonna take this right to the mayor! And you’re gonna remember!
The streets are flooded with the ejaculate of the homeless and you people are counting on the police?!”