5. Because he’s a punk ass bitch: Ben Roethlisberger is a punk ass bitch.
4. Because he’s a Steeler: There are only a few things a Steeler fan loves more than Ben Roethlisberger…sex with a cousin, lacking teeth and the mighty hills of Appalachia. Steeler fans are like zombies in zombie movies. They go down if you shoot them in the head, are fat, slow and lethargic, and will kill you with biting. Anyone associated with the Steelers, except James Harrison, he’s the man, has the stigma of being supported by pure human trash.
Who wants an oxy and period milkshake? Steeler fans do!
3. Because he ruined Anthony Kim’s golfing career: Anthony Kim was the next Tiger Woods. Then comes this picture and BLAMMO! Shitty career…seen it a million times. Superstar golfer comes along, next thing you know, he’s partying with Big Ben and then he can’t save par to save his life. Sad…it really is.
2. Because he looks like Ogre from Revenge of the Nerds: And not cool, young Ogre. Oh no…he looks like old, haggard Ogre from the 2nd, 3rd and 4th editions.
1. Because he’s not that good: Who honestly believes that a QB who doesn’t throw for many yards, a high completion %, many TD’s, throws a lot of INT’s, gets sacked a lot and doesn’t really do much of anything well is truly that good? Steeler fans, that’s who.
If you ask a Steeler fan if Ben Roethlisberger is a good QB, they’ll just say “rings baby, whoo!!!” Seriously. Just try it out…find a Steeler fan, and I GUARANTEE that’s the response you’ll get. You won’t hear anything about Ben’s shitiness, just that he has rings, something which is an obvious team achievement and something the Steelers would’ve probably done with Charlie Batch in there at QB as well.
Why am I writing this? Because Ben Roethlisberger somehow ruined my afternoon, that’s why.
There’s shit on TV tonite. And by shit, I mean there’s absolutely nothing. I’m sick of this shit where you can say “there’s shit on…” and it could mean one of three things…there’s SOMETHING on, there’s NOTHING on, or there’s POOP on. How the hell am I supposed to decipher this shit? Hmm? First one to give me a good answer in the comments will get a free Chrysler…to hunt down Big Ben with and finish the job Puxatawny Phil-Me-With-Cock couldn’t. Fucking Steeler fans.
wow…hef you have came back from vacation with a vengeance
Whoops. This is Spence’s post. I’ll change the author tag.
While I don’t care for Ben Rongrastname, I don’t hate him nearly as much as Spence does.
Mjehr, you think Hef penned this? This one reeks of Mr 096.
/hilarious post
shit i hate to give spence any credit. at anything.
Big Ben has 2 Super Bowls.
Big Ben’s skull is stronger than your car windshield.
Big Ben Rapes Bears
Spence, did Ben touch you here?
/points to doll’s crotch
Big Ben used to play drums for New Found Glory.
Big Ben used to Shoot illegal Mexicans while crossing the Border.
Here’s your explanation spence:
There’s shit on tonight = there’s nothing to watch
There’s shit on tonight! = there’s stuff to watch
There’s literally shit on tonight = there’s poop themed programming to watch
/gimme the keys, and point me towards Shitsburgh
I knew that somehow, any way, Spence would find a way to get this back to golf.
Ben went to Miami. He has to be a great QB.
Wait, what? Ohio? What the fuck is that? Everything from Ohio sucks.
/ducks
This made me laugh.
Souv city needs a BG beatdown
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serius’d
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not really’d
I’m gonna be in Ohio next week. Things could get real interesting Rick…
/TBL’d
There have been QBs from the other Miami that have been good in the NFL lately? Color me surprised.
Probably helps if I quote the right comment.
Bring your gas mask and riot gear. Shit is real here.
And by real I mean food riots. And by riot gear I mean gold.
I’d accuse you of being an Uncle Tom, but…
/that’s a bannin’
Until I started reading blogs, I never knew the contempt for Big Ben.
Souv city hearts bust ben
Until I started reading blogs, I never knew other people hate Fat Ben as much as I do.
/what SC meant to say
My Hawkeyes were his Red Hawks only loss his last year of school. Still take pride in that.
He’s over-rated. Think he’ll be ESPN’s Brett Favre in 10 years?
/if he doesn’t meet the front end of a Dodge Stratus by then…
It’s a good thing the Yankees lost because the Sox are losing to the fucking A’s.
/I miss Nomar
how you justify your love of gaydudes isnt a problem. no one will judge you here.
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unless you are gay
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or like looking at Santonio Holmes’ meat
Need some verification on this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJoMFiPF3mA
Ron Artest died for Mike
This was funny.
Not it wasn’t.
/yes it was
Im glad Souvenir city read those emails.
He posted them in the thread the day of the “rapture”. Thought they were fucking hilarious.
That was the rapture? Fuck. Chalk that one up to missed opportunity.
that little hebrew fuck posted the emails
Prado with a chance to tie it here lefty against Gregg. I’ll probably be changing the channel until I see a F on my MLB scoreboard.
Are you sure? I could’ve sworn it was you.
good ol young lefty. slurpin for cigs
Which Hebrew fuck are you referring to?
That I’ll buy. I have no idea what your actual post meant.
Michael Michael Michael youre my nigga
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJoMFiPF3mA