That’s right, the Gonzo Memorial Scoreboard is relevant again (though I’m not sure why the standings aren’t working) because there’s some baseball on tonight. Well…sorta. I mean, we got the Mariners and the Indians which, I guess, is kinda like baseball. Sure it’s not exactly relevant to anyone outside Seattle or Cleveland but it’s got “professionals” playing baseball on a diamond. And the entire NL East, with their “kick the ball around the infield” and shitty starting pitching mentalities is playing if we want to consider that mess baseball…which I guess we have to tonight. And…The Cubs…
Shit. Let’s pretend there’s no baseball on tonight and instead spend the evening talking about how much we enjoy videos from and about Cleveland. That bear one…whooo boy, that was funny. Man oh man we do provide quality around here.
What else is on tonight?
Waynes World is on VH1 at 8pm EST
and…I guess there’s a documentary about J.K. Rowling on ABC. Shit, I’m not your social coordinator; find your own shit to do.
Good call on the Wayne’s World. This site reminds me of it kinda. Sellouts
I’ll split what we’ve made with you 10 ways and let you take me out to McDonalds…you’ll end up borrowing money.
Is this your way of telling me to click on the ads? All of them? I just got over my crippling french gambling habit. Asshole.
I would totally bang the cartoon version of Angelina Jolie.
Also, Ghostbusters in on AMC in an hour.
What, you think I like Ghostbusters because I’m Jewish? That’s fucking racist.
Was I wrong?
I love Ghostbusters.
I actually used UTL for what it’s made for and watched Wayne’s World in its entirety. Hef I’d like to thank you for turning me on to it last night.
There’s an easy joke to be made by editing that last sentence, but I don’t care.
UTL actually serves a purpose? We might need to rethink our business model. Does Roman have any more pictures of turds we could post?
UTL serving a purpose? Is this the direction you want this website to go?
/NFG’d
We might be replacing “NFG” with Sun Tzu. I’ll send out a corporate memo.
Did I ever tell you that I’ve been to the statue of Sun Tzu? It was back in the day when I was opening for NFG, we had a gig in Japan and we spent the day site-seeing.
Don’t worry Hef, I already sent the corporate memo.
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