Nothing To Click Here is the collective effort of the entire MLJ staff. These are just some of the things we come across in our daily reading. The links contained within are either extremely well-written, thought-provoking, funny, weird or simply awesome. If you have any suggestions please send them here.
A Scottsdale, Arizona man blew a .40 BAC at 1:15 in the afternoon. He also had an open bottle of Bacardi between his legs while driving. I’m not even mad. I’m impressed. (Fox)
Something about debt problems and the transfer of sale in the Cubs purchase. (Walkoff Walk)
Austin Kearns slides into imaginary 1.5th Base. Video. (Sports Rubbish)
“The first war between G.I. Joe and Cobra (1985-86), as documented in the G.I. Joe animated series, was the most violent conflict in history never to result in a single casualty.” (Slate)
Simple and brilliant. They should give out championship belts instead of bracelets at the World Series of Poker. (Carbon Poker Blog)
Funny* jokes from 53 beautiful women (Esquire)
Pictures from NBA cheerleader tryouts. (Intentional Foul)
Explaining Keyboard Cat to retards. (Zoner Sports)
Auto racing and Nazis. Two of Hef’s favorite things together at last. (Deuce of Davenport)
Baseball Fans Delighted by New Between-Inning Fuck Cams. [Ed. note: Don't click on this if your employer would frown on you visiting a page with the words "Fuck Cams" in the title] (The Onion)
“It’s a Wonderful Life” for Andy Roddick if Roger Federer had never been born. (SimonOnSports)
The video of the day: I felt like grabbing an oldie but a goodie. I sure do love fake movie trailers.
After the jump, a strange and foreign STD poster.
Sweet video of the day. Someone should have emailed that to you about 3 months ago.
Chick in the .gif looks like local sports anchor Lindsay Czarniak
http://cdn.allleftturns.com/www/sites/default/files/articles/czarniak_1_0.jpg
Objection. Hearsay.
The chick in the gif is Kristen Bell, isn’t it?
Those G.I. Joe clips were good. They could survive anything.
That STD picture should be in High School Locker rooms everywhere.
I believe so, didn’t realize the resemblance of her and Lindsay.
But in English right? Right now it makes me think that you can only get STDs from foreign chicks.
Normally I wear protection, but then I thought, ‘when am I gonna make it back to Haiti?’
because due to the no child left behind act kids can only understand pictures and cant read?