What the fuck? I mean, there’s bizarre and then there’s absolutely, nonsensical, batshit crazy shit that makes you question the very sanity of the person delivering said news. This is one of those instances where, when I read this story, I thought to myself, “I never, in a million years thought that I’d hear such a combination of words that would fuck my world like that.”
I mean, here’s one of my favorite athletes of all time, a guy who’s as fruity as Oscar de la Hoya, who openly beefed with that bitch Jose Mesa, bringing fucking kangaroos into the clubhouse in Texas. This is Manny territory, like when Manny asked a clubhouse attendant to get his car washed and told him there was cash in the golve compartment, and it turned out there was $75k in there. Hilarity ensued, I can imagine.
(Jorge Says No! via Deadspin)
Something must have gotten lost in translation. I think kangaroo is spanish slang for steroids.
Nick is right. I have a cigarette and kangaroo every morning for breakfast. Oh and coffee.
And a shit ton of steroids.
no way $75k in cash can fit in the same glovebox as a shit ton of steroids.
then again, marcus thames…
I bet you could fit 75 grand in cash in the same glovebox as a shit ton of fertility drugs though.