So I’m on a diet again which means I get to enjoy three straight months of nothing but grilled chicken, spinach and sweet potatoes. It sucks. It sucks ass. But today was the first day I’ve been back under 200 lbs. in two years so…HUZZAH!!!
And whenever I diet like this I always end up watching 8 hours of the Food Network and looking at restaurant websites from across the country and salivating. Food pics like this are porn. I want pizza. I want chicken wings. I want shit smothered in cheese and calorie rich sauces that taste amazing. I want fried food. I want pasta with Alfredo sauce. I want cookies and ice cream. God damnit, I’m fucking starving.
That pizza looks fucking glorious. I might have to go to LA just to sample the fine, fine establishment known as Abbot’s Pizza.
(link courtesy: SportsByBrooks)
Dieting during the summer would suck. Just imagine all the good BBQ’s that you’re missing out on. Especially the one’s on the 4th. Guess it’s better than a diet during football season.
i’ll eat all the bbq shit i can, i just stay away from all the carbs.
How much are you trying to lose during this 3-month stretch?
I just finished making a 5lb batch of rub. Tonight, the beef ribs and chicken thighs will be liberally smothered in it before they get smoked during much of tomorrow. In the meantime, I have an inch thick ribeye on the grill right now. Marbled like a mu’fucka.
10 or so lbs. enough to see some abbage again.
ive missed you buddy.
you’re just under 200 lbs? You poor, poor soul.
im tipping the scales at 210…im 5′8″ so i am on the “could stand to lose about 15 pound” side. but eating healthy is expensive…except for the bag of frozen chicken breasts you can get for like 8 bucks it cheaper to be a fatty.
spence, you need to help clown out. there are some nights where i can still almost feel him laying on me.
Wow, at least I’m fat but tall. I feel sorry for you, Webster.
pipe down gabriel iglesias
Haha, Webster
Gabriel Iglesias is 5′10″ He’s kinda like you (but taller).
clown im not fat like you. sure i could stand to lose a few pounds but trust me im not fat.
I am 6′10″ 325
/sincere
Wanna wrestle?
The resemblance is striking. Bet he wears that in the pool.
bill brasky!!!
your are about 80 pounds above my weight class fatty
your are.
lets keep it civil ladies.
hwoabout this…we’re all fat.
nuh uh your are
Blew my diet at Paula Deen’s buffet in Tunica. That shit is good.
good place to do it…
You started it with your “Oooh, look at me, I care about my appearance and have enough willpower to restrict my calorie intake.”
/eats another cheeseburger
/runs away crying because i want a cheeseburger
to look skinnier i wear a black shirt and have someone carry a black background with me where ever i go. it is also handy when you want to recreate the deathrow poster
Hit Jim Neely’s Interstate BBQ on the way down and Lambert’s “Home of the throwed rolls” on the way home.
Damn, I am a fatass.
I’ll take on both clown and mrejr. Triple Threat Ladder Match.
/6′5″ 185 lbs.
//eats nothing but carbs and beef.
///seriously, I want to be fat.
We’ll just agree to disagree.
sc i would beat your kate moss lookin ass in a ladder match
6′3″, 228
Lost 7 pounds this summer due to a diet of grilled foods and the seasonal switch to light beers and gin and sodas.
/ding!
//dan patrick & rob dibble’d
do you also like long walks on the beach mary?
Not if I came out to seek and destroy with a bat!
sting was a bitch…went to the rafters because his “feelings were hurt” cry baby candy ass
It’s Showtime!
/Sting sucked
//Hollywood Hogan 4 Life
I would dunk on sticks like you back in the day.
/on NBA Jam
yes, clown, hef, and i took a stroll or two on an uncharted mexican beach. is that gay? in order: Gay Magician, Hef, Clown, Rex
I had a wrestling hiatus from the Hogan era in WWF to the Sting and DDP era in WCW. Also a Stone Cold fan.
I know, I know…mainstream. But my knowledge goes beyond the stars.
Spence, have you been watching Top Chef Masters? Watching the Offal episode now and that French bitch needs his ass kicked. And again…how the hell is Rick Bayless possible Skip’s brother?
schlitts gay commercial
rex…didn’t know it started yet but i’ll check it out now that i know it’s on.
rick bayless is the man. i have no idea how he and skip came from the same womb.
Looks like something from CRM’s new blog
CRM needs to go with the “Angry Men Spooning” logo.
That French dude is annoying as fuck…waah waah, I’m the best, I won’t help you. I didn’t even realize that Rick was Skip’s brother…weird.
i love how the advertising went from an online sausage purveyor to dieting ads as the conversation evolved. i wonder if we keep talking about skip bayless if we’ll end up with massengill ads plastered all over.