This is a burrito from Trader Joe’s. Trader Joe’s is a fantastic place where you can get tasty, quality food that can be prepared quickly and is affordable. It is a staple of my luncheons. While this burrito is pictured, they have a wide variety of flavors ranging from chicken to beef and…well, that’s about it, but some have rice and some don’t, so I guess that counts as variety right? Regardless, they’re fantastic.
But I offer you a stern warning here people. While these burritos are delicious, my are they filling (/ron burgandy). And while they will give you a satisfactory feeling when you’re finished, consider that the calm before the storm.
Because, later that day…you will have the foulest, most omnipresent, atomic, mind blowing gas ever experienced in this part of the world. They will wreck you. They will turn any enclosed area into a gas chamber and if you experience night gas, you’ll wake up and think you’re in a Dutch Oven.
Be warned.
This has been an MLJ Public Service Announcement.
I don’t think the Trader Joe’s selection falls into the parameters of the grilled chicken diet.
Looks just like something Clown’s grandma made when he was a wee lad, but honestly, I was hoping it was a new candy bar.
/Trader Joe’s Chicken Verde Burrito 2-packs are the bomb diggity
//as is the cilantro salad dressing, located conveniently in the cold veggie section
/runs away crying because Austin doesn’t have a Trader Joe’s
could be worse…plus, i was fucked with work and trader joes is right on the first floor of my office. it was easier to be on a strict diet when all i did all day was skip class and watch espn news.
But you have a Merry Go Round that sells sweet ‘n trendy parachute pants. I bet you get a Trader Joe’s next decade.
im not the biggest fan of their verde selection…but their beef steak burritos? sign me up.
Goddamn that Bacon Salt ad, just below the Gonzo Memorial Scoreboard, is taunting me.
Damn Tampa doesnt have a trader joes. Reason 10878309832 I need to move.
bacon salt? all i am getting is tyson skillet creations. oh shit, $1 off coupon…
/quietly clicks add.
the add definetly says bacon salt “make everything taste like bacon.”
http://www.baconsalt.com
And, it’s Friday, so be sure to wash it down with:
http://bakonvodka.com/
That’s true. The Marie Calenders frozen meat loaf dinner I brought to work will provide me with enough sodium to last till next week.
That Trader Joe’s burrito is the shit. It’s the only thing I miss about Ohio.
Bacon Manhattan > Bacon Vodka
http://towntalkdiner.com/pdfs/TTD_Drink_Menu.pdf