Hey Kobayashi…tell me how my ass tastes.
I’ve long hated Kobayashi, but I respect the man’s game. Sure, he’s ruined Nathan’s Hot-Dog Contest by bringing in an element of strategery to it that destroyed it’s wholesome nature, but…aw fuck it, I’m feeling racist today, so I hate that bastard. Who the fuck eats hotdogs by dipping the bun in water? Nobody but now EVERYONE is doing it. See what you did, Takeru?
But I come here not to slander…
Well…just a little more slandering actually. You know what must suck? Sitting on the shitter the next day pooping out the remnants of 66 hotdogs and realizing you just got rocked with some American vigilante fury. Rocked like the Japanese by…yea, lets just stop that thought before it starts.
Ok…done with the slander. For realz this time.
There’s no analysis or insight here because, lets face it, the guy just ate a bunch of hotdogs faster than anyone else. All I can say is “a hearty 1,000 blumpkins to you, Joey Chestnut.”
realizing you just got rocked with some American vigilante fury
I’m pretty sure that will win a pullitzer for best anti-asian rant
are you saying chestnut went enola gay on the competition?
you callin a man who ate 68 weiners in 10 mins gay?
possibly…did he pay attention to the boys when he was sucking down these weiners? because if so yes he is gay.
Mrejer hates America
He also hates weiners!