Bartender: What’ll it be, Mack?
AW: The name’s Antoine.
Bartender: Okay. What’ll it be, Antoine?
AW: Just a quick shot of bourbon. I’m not staying, I got a marker coming at the blackjack table.
Bartender: Wait I know you, you’re that guy who used to play in the NBA who’s wanted by the police for unpaid gambling debts of almost $900,000.
AW: I’m not giving out any autographs today.
Bartender: You realize this is a casino bar you’re in right now, right?
AW: Just give me the shot, will ya Boss?
Bartender: Coming right up.
Bartender: Okay, that’ll be 6 dollars.
AW: Just put it on my tab.
If he were smart he’d have stayed at the table and ordered from the waitress making the rounds. It would have been free and he’d only be in the hole $900,000 instead of $900,006. What an idiot!
I was pissed when I was at a casino in Oklahoma and the coktail waitress came around, I gave my drink order and she comes back and says its $6. I thought drinks were free in every casino when they come around. The moral of this story is fuck Oklahoma.
cbh, i could have told you that. you know what is even worse, if you ordered a beer, it was more than likely a 3.2% beer as well. apparently the okie’s still believe the whole drunk indian thing is true. (wait a minute, is it true?)
It’s the same way at the casinos here. Maybe it’s only Vegas, don’t know if AC gives free drinks or not.
AC is free.
they are free in tunica as well. the only drawback i’ve found is that if you order actual drinks they are watered down as hell, so you have to go with beer if you want to catch a buzz.