I like this picture. It makes me smile. Just like all of you.
Have I mentioned recently how much I appreciate all of you? No? Have I ever mentioned it? Hmm, well I’m sorry about that. To be honest, I probably don’t say it near enough, but I just wanted you all to know that I enjoy the company of each and every one of you.
/no gay
The fact is, most of you brings da ruckus on a daily basis. Some of you take some days off, but for the most part, there’s not a single commenter who comes to this site who hasn’t made me laugh at least once. The best part is, on days when you suck, the rest of us are here to ridicule you, at which point you’re either forced back onto your game for fear of further retribution, or you’ll leave for a few weeks and then come back and act like your job had been blocking you. Either way, you eventually come back. So all I ask at this point is that you continue doing what you’re doing. I want more bear hands, I want more Hernia’d, I want lots more Cleveland sucks, and a hell of a lot more runs away crying. I even want more Meth Sox*. Keep them coming, ok? Do that and we’ll be besties forever. /science
* Next person who calls them the Meth Sox is banned. **
/Runs away crying because I don’t have the authority to ban
** I’m banned? What am I gonna do for fruit?
/Hernia’d
//Kevin Duckworth is dead
///AIDS
Let’s watch some television, shall we?
College World Series (ESPN): LSU versus Texas. I’m told that this is game 2, which means that after tonight’s game, either Texas or LSU could be the winner of this best of 3 series. Either that or it’ll be tied 1-1. For the two of you who will be watching this, feel free to update the rest of us with a commenter live blog.
/Please don’t
Cubs at Tigers (WGN): Carlos Zambrano faces off against Edwin Jackson at Comerica Park. Normally I’d give the advantage to the Tigers, but Jim Leyland announced earlier today that Magglio Ordonez will probably be in the lineup. I’m not sure I agree with that strategy.
Twins at Brewers: Fetch versus Stigs. College Hockey Blog versus Major League Jerk. North versus South. /double meaning’d. It’s gonna be fun.
Bloodsport (Versus): I actually enjoy this movie. It makes me laugh. I won’t be watching it though. I’m not a fucking loser.
Four episodes of South Park in a row (Comedy Central): Trapped in the closet, southpark is gay, cartman sucks, and d-yikes. You can never go wrong with South Park.
Also
i cranked FNG’s somewhere i belong when i read this post.
/bear hands
ladies and gentleman, let me introduce to you, our first female blogger…. 1 Happy St !!!!
/nttawwt
//truthiness
Meth Socks suck.
/see what I did there?
Wish I could use that as an excuse.
But anyways, I have a feeling I’ll be around these parts a lot more often. I can’t log in somewhere else…
You already get the boot, Souv?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exOxUAntx8I&feature=player_embedded
Allen Iverson f/Jim Mora with Guest Appearances by Dennis Green, Joe Namath and Terrell Owens
“Practice (Not A Game)”
Mixed by: Autotune
Produced by: Autotune Records (2009)
It would appear so Nick. I can’t log in for some reason. I think my afternoon links might have lit a fuse but I have no clue.
I actually didn’t even say anything in the comments on his site…
hmmm so who wants to start the “free sc !” chants?
Wait a minute.
My password works now. The error I got before was “invalid password”. Before we start a revolution, lemme see if I can actually comment….
SCORE! Commenting still works!
Somehow, I think it’s only a matter of time. Regardless, I’ll be spending a bit more time here and on my own site.
i have a feeling sc is a little disappointed that he wasnt banned. its ok little fella. im still gonna ruin the posts at your blog with my comments
Are you kidding me? Of course I wanted him to ban me. It’d be like schrute-bagging my site. I’d be rolling in money.
In all seriousness, I don’t know what the hell is going on over there. What the hell brought on the anger towards commenters?
In all seriousness, I don’t know what the hell is going on over there. What the hell brought on the anger towards commenters?
AIDS
Forgot /meme’d
/getting old sucks
//what?
mrejr – I thought the two of us would get the boot for Sunday’s hijinks over there, even though we didn’t do anything wrong.
i bet it has something to do with the thebigleed twitter feed and people(read: me and a few others) mentioning it a few times. and also it might have something to do with shameless self promotion from the same people constantly. i could understand the ssp getting him mad but his anger about thebigleed is just him being a baby
fuck it. i got mlj and sc’s blog
hahahahahaha. I never knew about “The Big Leed”. Just looked at it.
If anything, it’s garnering page views because people will go to TBL to read the actual story.
I’m guilty of SSP. I was real bad about it when I first started my site, but I haven’t really done anything in the last few weeks.
mrejr – you catch his comment today about some “winners” reading the comment section on that post? When I saw that, I immediately thought “I bet this dude reads the comments at MLJ”.
i dont know how howardryan or lamarodomsshouldervein or whatever his fucking name is doesnt get a ban. he is constantly trying to pimp his site. fucking ridiculous.
You yungsta’s wanna learn to how to get banned?
hahahaha. Tell ‘em Rick
I think TBL likes him. He did do an interview with him. Also I think he feels bad for him because the kid’s like 16 and he gets (deservedly) picked on.
i don’t think it has anything to do with pimping one’s site. otherwise, miz would have been the first one with a ban. besides, the “commenters bill or rights” states that linking in the comments is okay.
hell yeah he does because he trying hard to find out who the person is behind thebigleed twitter feed. he really wants to punish someone for that feed
Cable guy jokes?
link us to the moment you got banned rick. im really interested to find out why
call him an uncle tom?
1.) insult Irish. He will email tbl immediately
2.) call TBL an uncle tom
3.) point out the fact that he isnt a journalist. this is the most important part
- bonus points for a joke involving the holocaust
Also, what can you guys do to get “jay” and “paolo” over here?
I guess someone could email TBL and say that they did 1 through 3 on your list while joking about the holocaust.
Wow. I figured mine was a dick move.
I believe I may have discovered why he’s pissed at me. I e-mailed Daulerio about the comment deleting and sent a screenshot with the comment. Something makes me think that e-mail got forwarded to TBL because his e-mail to me only said:
“for future ref, if you’ve got a question for me, ask it.”
And he welched on a bet we made about Kentucky’s basketball team for next year. Whatever…Deadspin should do a post on it. It’s news if he does go through with it.
Write about soccer, LSU, and the CWS. Jay is cool as fuck. Paolo’s comments are sometimes hard to digest in under 2 minutes.
sc- thats some funny shit
I’ll write a post for MLJ regarding Sunday and how it doesnt jive with his “commentstitution” and how he deleted the Bernard Berrian post.
Go over there and ask that midget why he deleted it?
and threatened to come to Toledo and kick my ass. I still got the emails
I was thisclose to posting this link in the banning commenter discussion, but I didn’t feel like starting an argument for no reason. I do wonder what Duffy’s thoughts are though.
C-Worl I still got those e-mails too. THis Crazy muthafucka copied me on all of the e-mails he sent to TBL. Pure Comedy.
I try to be cool with TBL but the guy know shit about comedy. He thinks Artie Lange is funny but when I talk about Mexicans and Rape. Im Hitler. I think I got a e-mail from him saying “can you refer from using the term Mexican”…Good times.
From: The Big Lead
Subject: Re: 7 tabloid posts today
To: coolrick@ymail.com
Date: Friday, February 27, 2009, 6:11 PM
hey, i’m going to be in toledo this weekend. it’s not a long drive from sylvania, why don’t you come to toledo and say hi?
it could be fun.
Are you sure he wanted to fight you and not…you know…wrestle?
Moving on, the Tigers and Cubs are playing a great game now. And the Rockies will get me some tacos for tomorrow.
Mexican is the proper vernacular for ’someone from Mexico’, right?
It sounds dirty when a cracka from Philly says it though.
So what are crackas supposed to call people from Mexico?
Aztec Day Laborer
Goddamn right.
Hef, Gonzo, BO, remember THIS classic TBL interview? Rex makes an appearance in the comments.
/
sheds single tear
SHOES!!!!!!!
lol
Rex was in rare form that day. Hammering all the people bitching about it being an ad for Reebok.
This was pretty cold blooded, though, Rick.
http://thebiglead.com/?p=6823#comment-218442
Inge on a BITCH!!
Ummmm, care to explain this Rick?
http://thebiglead.com/?p=6823#comment-218442
He was giving me shit all day. And you both misremember
/
i was a dick
But Nick, remember the time you and I got in a fight about Giambi?
Hey Gonzo. You hear about Kevin Duckworth?
I had no idea he was gone. This weekend, my brother said to me, “umm yeah, Duckworth is dead. Idiot.”
No? We got into it about something else too.
Gonzo has a brother?!?!
/we need more donors
Whoever I pissed off, sorry. Except when I drove Spence crazy about golf not being a sport.
and 2 step sisters who hung out with GreenMan a couple weeks ago.
spolier alert: GreenMan gets into a rumble with the Phillie Phanatic this year.
“The Gonzo’s Brother Subscribe via Email” link
“Major League Jerk, as presented by the Gonzo Family”
I wanna bash Zumaya with a fuckin guitar hero guitar
Rick you shitted on MLJ. Thats funny shit.
Can’t wait. I’m a big fan of Cold Case.
Say that again and you’re banned asshole.
/that one douche
Hef Im with you ban that Asshole.
Shitting on MLJ is hilarious
No it isn’t.
/people who matter
/you don’t matter
mom?
SILENCE! I KEEL YOU!
Hey Rick, wasn’t Raburn’s walk off HR awesome.
/cubs suck
CUBS LOSE!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m just kidding, shitting on MLJ is wrong and the guy who wrote the Dontrelle post is awesome.
God, I love MLJ. It saved my marriage.
Phils win!!! Phils win!!!
MLJ cured my acid reflux
So now your wife doesnt care about you being gay?
Goddamn it. I’m out enjoying a delicious gyro and that fucking jackass with two first names gives up a walk-off to some guy I’ve never heard of.
Ryan Raburn on a bitch!!!
/welcome to MLJ
Am i banned?
/
Raburn > Let it Burn
I love baseball. But only because of MLJ.
/testimonial’d
I thought the comments on this site barely made sense when I stopped coming here 4 months ago. That being said… what in the fuck are any of you guys talking about right now?
Bear Hands?
the jerkette of the month
Hefs AUtoErotic asphyxiation episode with Roman in Boston.
i’M JUST AS lost as you are. but these are my only friends in the world, so i stay here.
Purple vests, Mexican Gang-rapes and Chic O’sticks?
Cubs fans are gay?
Why did you stop coming here?
SO Robbie Alomar was raped with Chic O’ Sticks by some mexicans wearing Purple Vest
Yes
@Paris- Hey, I totally biffed on approving your comment. For some reason, WP always makes me approve a person’s first comment. You go ahead and make all the Kevin Duckworth jokes you want over at my place.
Not as gay as the Reds actual team.
/shit, Hef’s a Red Sox fan, isn’t he?
[insert Papelbon joke]
Cool, tomorrow is fancy hat joke day.
/if I remember
ANyone have the Thread when we BOOOOOOOOOO’d SG out of here?
QUIT MODERATING YOUR COMMENTS!!!
and check the blog of a mastermind http://www.feardoesnotexistinthisdojo.blogspot.com/
but this is the only accepted way to start a blog here
That’s some fucked up shit CW. And you’re free to comment all over my place now. Like I said, since I started my site on the new version of WP, it makes me approve one comment by a person then they can say anything they want.
And if you got a problem with that, you and Kevin Duckworth will be sharing that pint glass in hell!
@Tampa, no but I remember it fondly.
/check October
uhoh rick, busssssttteed
/gonzo’d
//introducing a new meme
lol – Nick and I both posted that link a couple hours ago. Still some funny shit.
Hey guys, what I miss?
/reads comments, sees that Kevin Duckworth died
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just popped in Fight Night Round 4.
Holy. Fucking. Shit.
Chance I don’t sleep tonight.
/fondly remembers purchasing Tiger Woods and skipping a week’s worth of class in college
You know it’s bad when your blog stats look like this:
ivanovic 3,721
ana ivanovic 2,962
ivanovic pics 285
ana ivanovic pics 51
Those are the most relevant searches I show up in.
Just popped in All Dat Azz #40
Holy. Fucking. Shit.
Chance I dont sleep tonigh.
/fondly remembers the first time I saw All Dat Azz #1 and getting acute arthritis
Just popped in Where the Boys Are #45
Holy.Fucking.Shit
Chance I might beat my peen raw.
/fondly remembers the first time I saw Where the Boys Are #1 and having to put pput neosporing on my peen for a week
//Hef
YES! I have my own meme!
I just spit dip everywhere. Appreciate that dude.
I hate Packers fans, but I will be rooting for their team when they face the Vikings. Too bad Packer fans are sheep and won’t boo his ass the next time he’s at Lambeau. I can’t wait to see the Bears grind his fucked up shoulder into the ground. What a cock sucker.
you kiss youre momma with that dirty mouth
I can’t respond to this other than to say your sentence makes no sense.
SHit she might kiss your mama with that mouth. SG is a freak.
You know who else sucks? Walter Payton.
/just kidding, I hate Brett Favre
//and everyone else
you obviously missed the humor. doesnt matter, just finished puttin the lotion in the basket, if you know what I mean.
Anyway, remember this http://thebiglead.com/?p=7034
comment 2.
SG, me and you can put on some SILK and slow dance all night.
crickets.
Dude. you used the wrong “your.” Apparently you haven’t been here long.
SG – I have been here long, long time. I know your pennance for back tats and hatred for misspelled words.
here is the video for tomorrow, Bo’s fave : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSYxT9GM0fQ