Hef was going to write a prediction’s post. He got all our info and was ready to fire it out. Then his wife became pregnant for the 15th time this month. The man’s seed knows no boundaries. Anywho, here is a compilation of all the Jerks predictions on which you can comment and then give your own predictions. No prizes this time since the economy is bad. That and we don’t like any of you that much that we feel the need to give you a God damn thing. On to the predictions!
Hef: Lakers in 5.
CRM: Magic in 7
Nick P: I predict I run away crying after each game.
Hef: Especially when Kobe wins Finals MVP.
Spencer: comet in 1
Happy: Lakers in 5, Lamar Odom finals MVP
Spencer: i could live with that.
Hef: Give me your serious predictions for the 3pm post.
Spencer: comet in 1. /dead serious
Stigs: Candyman!!!
Nick P: Mine was serious too.
Clown: Lakers in 6 MVP: Kobe Coach of the millennium: PJ Fluke of the year: Cavs
CRM: Magic in 7 MVP: D-Ho
Roman: Lakers in 6 Trevor Ariza MVP
Hef: Spence, do you mean: meteorite?
Spencer: real one…lakers in 5… kobe mvp…spencer’s wrists slit…remember children…up the river, not across the stream.
Spencer: i mean anything that wipes both those fucking piece of shit, asshole, faggy teams out of this existence. and takes a bunch of prickish lakers fans with them.
CRM: OK OK Let me get serious. I think the Lakers will lose the series in 7 games. The reason for the loss? An MVP-worth performance by the opposition’s starting center.
Roman: Ok Lets get real serious…Cavs in 6 LeBron for MVP /I apologize
Spencer: asshole.
Roman: but I apologized
Clown: I want to change my MVP to Rasheed Lewis
Nick P: I’ll take Dwyane Howard.
CRM: MVP: RASHEEM! /my drunk buddy
Spencer: kody brian is better.
CRM: Do you guys think Jabreer Neilson is going to play tonight?
Hef: Do you guys know anything about basketball? At all? /chelsea chris
CRM: *mutes Hef* /Reali’d
Stigs: I know it’s Rashard guys, for the record
Roman: No one is keeping a record /writes down another Stigsism for the record
CRM: Ok Twigs
Happy: For the record, I like the Lakers in 5, Odom the MVP, for the record.
CRM: Personally, I just hope its a shitty series that goes no further than 3 games.
If you can figure out what Hef wanted me to decipeher out of that I will give you an MLJ trinket of some sort*.
*No, I won’t
I agree with CRM, but don’t think the series can go 3 games.
I don’t get it.
I am pulling for Pedro Blagojevich have a good series
are we really going to comment on a thread of emails we were all a part of?
magic in 6.
I wanted to know Cosmo Kramer’s prediction.
Clown, you’re the bestest.
Rashweed!1?!!1
it’s 420…and michigan still sucks.
and im still at work sans bong.
sigh.
yeah. the more i think about this golfing with no smoke thing, the shittier it sounds. i think i’m going to hit it before i go anyways and just not give a shit if i lose half a dozen balls on 9 holes.
God, we’re hilarious. Even behind the scenes.
/puts feet up on desk
I fucking hate Laker car flags. Takes a rip…
/Unemployment
that’s the spirit!
look at the reflection in the trophy…who the hell had that thing? it looks like it’s in a widow’s apartment.
Cleveland in….oh thats right they lost. LeFraud Lames couldnt pull though. Wheat a Fluketastick Fraud.
/AIDS
I think the fact that I find Tampa funny is damaging my friendship with Spencer.
Wheat replaces bear hands?
Yeah I can see Spence in the left corner with a hacksaw a piece of PVC pipe perparing to make the trophy into a bong.
Nug I might be moving to the LBC next year. Is that a cool spot?
No I just got too excited.
You live in Tampa now? Compared to Tampa. Yes. I spent some time in the LBC in my formative years. It’s kind of like cleveland, but with less crime, more pussy and stuff to do.
that would be a fantastic bong.
Oh and Tampa. Prepare to leave the East behind you. A distant memory it will be. If you move out here you will never…I mean never… move back.
nug- Im going for the 2 Ws weed and women. Its gonna be epic. Im going to move out there with the VP of Whirlpools son. and were going to open up a gym. its gonna be sweet I cant wait to tell these fuckers to go to hell.
Yeah Tampa..well me and the Product Development Coordinator of Maytag’s son and I are going to move out there and open a Fitness Center.
/face!
i pick the cavs to win 4-0
/summer league finals’d
/Coen Brother Script’d
Oh yeah, Lakers in 6.
Wait, that doesn’t sound anything like Cle—oh, I get it.
Can’t shit a shitter!
/pokes Nug in ribs.
Roman we can trade memberships.
/snickers