Lakers 99, Magic 86: First off…THANK GOD ESPN IS DONE WITH NBA COVERAGE FOR THE YEAR. Stu Scott, Mark Jones, Jon Barry, Magic Johnson, Michael Wilbon, Jalen Rose…all fucking gone. They are absolutely atrocious and thank god they’re fucking gone.
Congrats Pau, Fisher and Phil. I guess Kobe too even though he’s still an asshole.
Here’s a much better recap than anything I could provide of a game I didn’t really pay full attention to.
Cavs next year. You know this.
Mets 0, Yankees 15: Yowza.
The Yankees put an Indians-on-Yankees beatdown on the Mets yesterday, whooping Johan Santana like a red headed stepchild. Nine earned runs? Jesus man…that sucks ass.
A-Rod went 0-4 and left five on base proving he is clearly incapable of coming up when the team needs him. This inability to be even replacement level was made even worse when the captain went 4-4 and impregnated a starlet during the 7th inning stretch? Why is there a question mark there? I’m not sure…it was a typo but I like it, so it stays.
Boston 6, Philly 11: Not to be outdone, Boston and Beckett decided to crap the bed as well.
Cards 0, Tribe 3: What’s this? A no. 1 pitcher who acts like it? Who woulda thunk.
CLIFF LEE, who has reached all-caps status now, took a no-hitter into the 7th until he mercifully decided to pull out of the Cards. I mean, all the CLIFF LEE bashing was cute and everything, but all your criticisms of CLIFF LEE are now rendered stupid. You should all be ashamed of yourselves.
Dumbass.
Golf: Brian fucking Gay, probably the shortest hitter on tour, and probably the most milquetoast has won two tournaments this year in IMPRESSIVE fashion. Unless you’re Tiger or Phil, winning by anything more than three strokes is rare, and Gay has done it twice in a month and a half.
After his ridiculous 10-stroke clinic at Harbour Town, I figured this was the last I’d hear of this boring to watch fuckstick, but I was wrong. I DVR’d yesterday’s coverage because I had a round of my own (that I pwned) and didn’t even bother watching it when I looked up who won because I knew what was on there. 260 yard drives into the middle of the fairway followed by a laser-like iron to 10-15 feet and a bunch of putts holed.
It’s incredibly boring to watch, but I have respect for it. Considering my two favorite golfers are two guys with crazy talent sets with shots in the bag that mere mortals only dream of, and also choke like dogs, it’s kind of cool to see some dude who can’t hit it as far as I can win a pro tournament with Phil and Sergio in the field…and qualify for this year’s US Open in his last chance.
He’s not winning the US Open though…the course won’t let him. Short hitters need not apply at that behemoth.
Rick Vaughn bobblehead night tonight at the Jake. That’s pretty cool.
Cardinals/Indians throwbacks on Saturday was sweet as well.
P.S. Welcome back to the AL, Yohan.
Man I cant wait to move to LA and nail a chick who looks exactly like Kobes wife.
We would have also accepted Nohan or Blowhan
Did you guys see this? The interview and comments made me laugh on so many levels.
Celebrating the 20th anniversary of a ficticious pennant. Your move Cubs
Are you serious? That is awesome. I will pay somebody for one
The best comment came from the night before
How much?
I’m going tonight with a big group of work people that won’t care about those bobbleheads. Can probably snare more than one.
HAHAHA!